paddle pop

when a guy fucks a guy or girl in the ass and makes him/her suck his shit covered penis after.

bitch! come here and let me fuck ur ass... if you're good i'll give you a chocolate paddle pop when were done.

by mado as September 4, 2006

paddle boating

The extreme outdoor sport. Usually resulting in boat ramming and intense competitiveness. Builds great calf and quad muscles which usually implies the paddle boaters are unusually good looking.

Johnny: "I went paddle boating yesterday."
Anna: "Wow, I want you."

by JohnDeer June 17, 2007

Paddle Boating

When someone masturbates.

I had a nice session of paddle boating last night.

by Andrea E September 18, 2007

Paddle Boat

Placing you face/head between a woman's breasts and manually slapping yourself with her breasts.

Hunny my tits hurt from last night paddle boating adventure

by death earneck August 21, 2010

Paddle Boating

Like motor boating, except when the girl has small boobs.

Guy 1: Heard you motor boated Susie last night.
Guy2: More like paddle boating. Chick was flat.

by MMP38 October 21, 2011

paddle duck

dick who thinks he can keep sunderland afloat in the prem but has no chance

ricky (paddle duck) sbragia

by donald duck 2 May 11, 2009

paddle wheeling

Putting your face in between butt cheeks while shaking your head vigorously side to side and blowing.
(Similar to Motor Boating)

Andy likes paddle wheeling heather and she loves it.

by Mloos May 30, 2014