Owl

Epic, majestic thing that goes hoot a lot and can turn it's head 180 degrees who if someone hates them is obviously STUPID

Example 1:

Guy 1: Hey look at that owl

Guy 2: Kickass

Example 2:

Old man: stupid owl going hoot all the time think they are so tough

Good guy: Hey shut up

by Cookie848 July 26, 2010

The Owl

When a woman is playing with a man's testicles and accidentally twists them too hard causing the man extreme pain.

We were getting hot and heavy last night. She was playing with my balls but then she gave me the owl. It still hurts.

by NobesBLO13 August 25, 2011

owl

Stands for old white lady. Usually refers to that racist lady who avoids all contact with black people and gets uncomfortable when they're around her.

"Boy, you better stay away from that owl's house. She bout made me catch a case last time."

by tropical_aesthetic.11 November 2, 2019

Owling

Tilting ones head to the side whilst pouting.

Similar to Zoolander's blue steel but with an added owlness.

For example, Bahons looking confused so his natural reaction was to start owling.

by MR Bahons May 3, 2013

Owl

a third person that delivers messages back and forth between two people.

Jack: Tell mom i said hello!
Jill: Bitch, I'm not an owl

by Joatmo December 20, 2008

OWL

Ordinary Wizarding Level...
examinations.
More commonly known as OWL's!
From JK Rowling's Harry Potter book series.

Hogwarts student1: Awe shit we have our potions OWL examination tomorrow don't we??
hogwarts student2: Yeah... Snape grades like a bitch too!
Hogwarts student1: That fucker!
Hogwarts student2: Damn straight!

by kidstakissa February 10, 2009

owl

acronym for old white lady. used in a derogatory tone to define someone who leaves her turn signal on for miles, a non traditioanl college student who sits in the front of the class and nods in agreement at everything the professor says, or someone who takes up the entire aisle in the grocery store.

damn, that owl asked so many stupid questions in world lit this morning.

by shemma July 10, 2005