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ostrich neck

verb

1. The act of concealing one's erection from view. Commonly practiced by lying on the stomach at the beach and burying an erection in the sand.
Oh man did you see the tiny bikini on that honey? Ack I have a boner! Hold on. I gotta ostrich neck it.
by Officer F. August 16, 2010
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Ostrich Foot

(n) - A condition that happens when a girl's feet are busted and look nasty, as if she walked barefoot her entire life.
I was checking this girl out and was thinking about talking to her, but decided not too when I saw she had ostrich foot.
by Dragon - 7x7 Club February 3, 2010
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ostrich fuck

noun./verb./adj.: ostrich fucked- when a guy (or a woman with a dildo) sticks their dick in sand and then rails right into a girls vagina or ass without warning
Damn, she was a bitch so i ostrich fucked her!

My boss gave up my shift to the dumb broad with no experience! He ostrich fucked me royally!
by deekay313 January 1, 2014
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Ostrich Pain

1. An Extrodinary amount of pain
2. Called ostrich pain, due to the act of digging your head into the ground after an injury has occured during a sporting event or any type of altercation
3. Serious pain is obvious due to the need to rub head on ground due to extremely painful moments
4. Often seen during soccer games after weak players get kicked, fall to the ground and hold their knees, while rubbing head on ground
JJ: Did you see that guy digging his head into the ground like an ostrich? I know it's worse than a sprain, that's ostrich pain.
by Dirk Kuyt May 22, 2007
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Ostrich Cream

A mispronunciation of a boston cream donut. Usually occurs in a Tim Hortons Restaurant.
I'll have one ostrich cream donut, I mean boston cream!!! XD
by Jah-Cough January 25, 2011
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ostrich knock out

The act of burying your face into the vaginal canal; simutaniously forcing one's fist into the rectum and striking oneself in the face, there by knocking oneself out.
I totally gave that bitch the ostrich knock out the other night.

I gave a sweet ostrich knock out.

Would you like an ostrich knock out?
by the real k-fed January 4, 2008
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Ostrich Strangler

Vince:Fuck I got a boner.
Jack:You better go see a ostrich strangler then.
by Nosrac October 2, 2006
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