Early Onset Hypothermia

AKA EOH. When you are so damn cold it hurts.

Sweet Mother of God I wish I would have used a jacket. I think I have Early Onset Hypothermia.

by ACSprain771995 November 26, 2017

Early Onset Functional Uselessness

When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.

He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.

by t joey November 7, 2019

Sonic Onset Adventure

liars, lying, thief, thiefs, morons, a group of people that don't know how to respect others and are overall the definition of bad

these people are just like Sonic Onset Adventure!

by sanikdud May 28, 2021

ossity

An intelligent person with obsessive tendencies that has a lot of quirks & makes dumb remarks, sometimes cannot hear things correctly

Person 1-"So what do you think the bank would do if I tried to make a deposit with monopoly money?"
Person 2-*rolls eyes* Wow that's ossity.

by Manra Q June 29, 2007

Ossenkop'd

Being overtaken (while driving) by someone using an on ramp as a passing lane.

You've just been Ossenkop'd.

by Ossenkop May 3, 2011

teenager's parent onset dementia

The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.

It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.

by 1bigreg November 21, 2011

Sudden Onset Cabin Fever

A severe psychosis caused by prolonged periods of unexpected time indoors, forced upon the patient by forces beyond his or her control. Leading causes include having one's Valentine's Day vacation to Puerto Rico canceled by the freakin' snowpocolypse.

Why's Bob running around the neighborhood naked? Can't he see the three feet of snow on the ground?

Poor dude's probably got SOCF.

What's SOCF?

Sudden Onset Cabin Fever. It sucks.

by I'm Not Bob Either February 10, 2010