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Orphan's Christmas

A standard Christmas celebration held by people who aren't able to be with their birth families because they are overseas or have a difficult relationship with their family.

Often used by people who have been disowned by their parents, such as homosexuals who have escaped their conservative, small-town upbringing and moved to the more open-minded city.
"Tell everyone there's an Orphan's Christmas at mine this year. Bring a plate and the booze is on me!"
by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 25, 2011
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Enchanted Orphan

An enchanted orphan is a special orphan made out of 130 normal orphan. When you drop kick it it goes farther than usual.
"Oh look, an enchanted orphan, I'm going to drop kick it".
by Nunkey December 3, 2020
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1. to take a poop

2. one of the best quotes from code monkeys on the G4 network
dude 1: man, i got to go abandon an orphan in the woods!

dude 2: dont for get to spray something you smell bastard!
by Red Skull 10 December 17, 2009
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Orphaned IM

An IM greeting that goes unanswered either because the recipient isn't paying attention or because he/she is ignoring the sender.
Dave sent me an orphaned IM earlier today:

OrphanIM713: hey
OrphanIM713: u going to the party tonight?
OrphanIM713: u there?
OrphanIM713 is away at 1:56 p.m.
by MDL713 September 12, 2005
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Orphanware

Orphanware is software that was purchased and installed, but no person in the company was assigned to or has taken responsibility for its operation and maintenance.

The end result is software which may be running on critical production systems, but no one in the organization exists to provide critical updates, reconfigure features or options, resolve outages, or guide users who need assistance with issues. Orphanware, or software which has been orphaned, is at risk of an unrecoverable catastrophic failure.

Since Orphanware has been purchased and installed, but isn't actively managed or kept up-to-date, it is differentiated from Shelfware, which was purchased but never installed; and Vaporware, which was never released in the first place.
All of our production software runs on Ubuntu and JBoss; after Bob, our only Windows/.NET expert left the company, all of our production Microsoft systems are Orphanware.
by doctorgroove July 15, 2011
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Orphan Turd

A turd that is left behind after you flush the toilet.
Paul glanced back at the toilet to find a stubborn orphan turd still circling the bowl.
by Largetarget May 28, 2018
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Orphan of Kos

The final boss of bloodborne's Old Hunter's DLC. Some people think that this boss is hard, but in reality they just have a big fat skill issue and need to git gud.
Person 1; Is the Orphan of Kos a girl or a boy?
Person 2; No fucking clue but it's kicking my ass right now please help me kill it
Person 1; Just git gud m8
by Incredibly Unintelligent Human September 15, 2021
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