Bathroom Origami

The delicate and intricate art of folding toilet paper over and over to maximise usage in order to avoid getting shit on your fingers. Practiced especially when there is a dearth of suitable bathroom tissue.

I nearly ran out of bog paper! Lucky I know some bathroom origami.

by Randy Bumgardner October 25, 2015

Australian Origami

When someone uses their fingers in the folds down under on a woman.

We didn't have sex but Becky let me do a little Australian Origami in the backseat of my car.

by Buck In Ears February 13, 2019

limp dick origami

Attempting to insert a flaccid penis into a body cavity while extremely intoxicated.

Chris took a Slore home from The Station last night so he could practice his Limp Dick Origami.

by SludgeHammer May 27, 2016

Paper Maper: The Origami Korigami

A video game made by Nontendo for the Nontendo Swooch. It follows the story of Paper Maper who goes through a poopercraft world to defeat King Kolly, the Origami Korigami. Paper Maper encounters the members of the Legion of Shittinary (Colored Nerf Darts, Trash Can, Pliers, YAPE, Knife and Gun.) The game makes you pull your eyeballs out after 1 hour of playing it. Made famous because of Juno Songs.

Juno: You can purchase Paper Maper: The Origami Korigami at the local StameGop.

by X CAT ULTIMA March 21, 2021

Hibachi origami

To completely fold a woman over during sex and toss her around like hibachi on a grill table.

(A phrase that originated in a song by KALA)

Lat night Levi did the hibachi origami move on me in bed, I’m still sore!

by STEVENTHEGOAT12345 September 19, 2020

Full Contact Origami

Slang term for participating in underground fight clubs.

"Dude, I almost killed him in full contact origami."

by Casey May 13, 2005

Verbal Origami

Where one person, can take what appears to be very ordinary words, and change them within the blink of an eye into a new meaning (generally an insult). It is an amazing art form, almost MacGyver-like.

Female (to husband): Do you like my new haircut?
Husband:Yeah, I really like it now!
Female:What do you mean now! Are you saying it was cr*p before?
Husband: Damn Verbal Origami

Female (to husband): We’ll probably go over to Mum’s this Sunday night for dinner.
Husband:OK.
Female:What do you mean I take after my Mum – what are you saying?
Husband:(…WTF???? Verbal Origami).

by Piripineho October 19, 2011