The world's rarest type of vagina. An origami pussy is the definition of perfection.
It is the most aesthetically pleasing vagina to have the privilege of viewing, let alone entering. If you are fortunate enough to encounter one, you will need a super cock to be able to last more than 2 minutes.
They are tighter than most women's assholes, and wetter than their mouths.
In physical appearance, they are the opposite of roast beef curtains. Like origami, it is neatly folded, and tucked away into a perfect, pink little slit. They are waxed regularly, extremely well groomed, and have the best taste ever, regardless of where she is in her cycle.
If you have the chance to experience one, you will never let it go.
It is the most aesthetically pleasing vagina to have the privilege of viewing, let alone entering. If you are fortunate enough to encounter one, you will need a super cock to be able to last more than 2 minutes.
They are tighter than most women's assholes, and wetter than their mouths.
In physical appearance, they are the opposite of roast beef curtains. Like origami, it is neatly folded, and tucked away into a perfect, pink little slit. They are waxed regularly, extremely well groomed, and have the best taste ever, regardless of where she is in her cycle.
If you have the chance to experience one, you will never let it go.
Matt: Man this girl Katie has an Origami Pussy!
Owen: No way! You uncovered the Holy Grail, you better hold onto her!
Owen: No way! You uncovered the Holy Grail, you better hold onto her!
by MattMalzone May 4, 2024
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Paul from Love Is Blind deployed his intellectual origami when speaking or answering any question that production asked him. It would sound impressive, but ultimately it was just a form of intellectual word salad.
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When she finished the massage and I was feeling quite vulnerable, the origami salami technique calmed my nerves and also appealed to my sense of artistic expression
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I gave that MILF I met at the bar last night the “origami timeout chair” after we went back to her place… Left her talking like she needed a short bus.
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