A northern english term used to describe a better decision. It stems back from when a Bradford City football (soccer) game sold out of seats. The commentator joked about how he would use a blimp to see the awesome match continue before his eyes if he did not have a seat. The other commentator laughed and the term soon became frequent in Bradford City chants and other every-day usage.
Cop 1: FUCK! hes getting away
Cop 2: oh dear lord, hes actually lost us!
Cop 1: if only we had been able to us that damned blimp option..
Cop 2: shit i know man.. i know..
Cop 1: next time ey?
Cop 2: yeah..
Cop 2: oh dear lord, hes actually lost us!
Cop 1: if only we had been able to us that damned blimp option..
Cop 2: shit i know man.. i know..
Cop 1: next time ey?
Cop 2: yeah..
by The Lockwood March 2, 2009
Get the Blimp Option mug.1. n. in a number of choices, the one considered to be easy or the easiest to do, involving the least difficulty or exertion.
2. n. the easiest of two or more possible choices.
2. n. the easiest of two or more possible choices.
Chemical castration: the soft option? More than 100 British sex offenders have volunteered for 'chemical castration'. But do the drugs make them harmless? (Aitkenhead, Demma. The Guardian. Chemical castration: the soft option? Article published 18 January 2013.)
See doss.
"It looks easy, this, but it's not. It looks like a doss, like a soft option." Mark Renton in _Trainspotting_, describing using heroin.
See doss.
"It looks easy, this, but it's not. It looks like a doss, like a soft option." Mark Renton in _Trainspotting_, describing using heroin.
by Smartjanitor July 17, 2013
Get the soft option mug.The absurd concept of defining something that must be, when it might not.
Self contradicting term used by fucking idiots.
Malformed phrase created from the terms optional and requirement
Self contradicting term used by fucking idiots.
Malformed phrase created from the terms optional and requirement
by SmokerSmurf April 9, 2010
Get the Optional Requirement mug.1. Option 9 (verb); To pleasure one's self, preferrably to pictures of HAW (Hot Asian Women)
2. Option 9 (noun); The option after Option 8, and before Option 10.
2. Option 9 (noun); The option after Option 8, and before Option 10.
by _c0dz September 28, 2008
Get the Option 9 mug.The chick you fuck when the hot girl wont let you. The easier uglier one. Usually you won't touch it at all unless you're desperate that night or forced into it.
The hotter girl, the one you hit on first, may reject you after trying to get in her pants. Then you're told you can get it from the easier homlier one and you try to get with the hot one again 15 times then are left with the ugly one wanting your dick instead.
The hot girl gets you all worked up and won't fuck you and the uglier easier one is sitting right next to her willing to give it up.
This is the last option. The question is do you do it or not?
The hotter girl, the one you hit on first, may reject you after trying to get in her pants. Then you're told you can get it from the easier homlier one and you try to get with the hot one again 15 times then are left with the ugly one wanting your dick instead.
The hot girl gets you all worked up and won't fuck you and the uglier easier one is sitting right next to her willing to give it up.
This is the last option. The question is do you do it or not?
Marty: Yo Sean, you fuck Amy last night?
Sean: No, she wouldn't let me and insist I fuck her grenade friend instead.
Marty: Damn dude, were you that persistant?
Sean: Yes, but she would actually be worth it to fuck, Instead I was stuck with Sarah after being forced by her friend as a pity fuck. I sure wish i had a wingman that night. That's ok though, i thought of the hot one but had to take the last option.
Marty: Good thinking.
Sean: No, she wouldn't let me and insist I fuck her grenade friend instead.
Marty: Damn dude, were you that persistant?
Sean: Yes, but she would actually be worth it to fuck, Instead I was stuck with Sarah after being forced by her friend as a pity fuck. I sure wish i had a wingman that night. That's ok though, i thought of the hot one but had to take the last option.
Marty: Good thinking.
by plaaaaaaaaya3 June 30, 2010
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Ryann was very depressed for many years. She went to her friend and her friend told her: "Suicide is your only option." So Ryann killed herself the following day.
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