Polish Oven Mitt

When you bake a kielbasa at 350° F for 15 minutes, then broil on high for 5 additional minutes. Proceed to pick up the kielbasa with designated “Polska” embroidered oven mitt and tenderly insert into lover’s dupa while whispering “gołabki”

“Honey, it’s cold out tonight. I could really use a Polish oven mitt”

by NaughtyKielbasa69 December 26, 2019

gas oven

hitlers star approved easy bake oven, made especially for the rebellious ones. designed and manufactured by the most perfect aryans.

"goddammit those jews keep eating my pennies" "bro just get a gas oven"

by youthinasiaa May 8, 2020

in the oven

slang: location of baby in a pregnant woman.

Susan has one in the oven. Molly is baking twins in the oven.

by courtney December 28, 2003

Oven Mitts

Nickname of Kelly Gray, former Myth/Queensryche guitar player, producer, and current guitar player for Geoff Tate. The term was coined initially to describe the absolutely wretched, bumbling style of Kelly's guitar playing and has since become a moniker. Also referred to simply as "Mitts" for short.

"Kelly Gray plays guitar like he's wearing a pair of oven mitts."

by Spuds McVest June 22, 2013

Ovenfra

Ovenfra is the name of a Trondheim based pick-up artist who specializes in obnoxious and counterintuitive tactics for picking up women.

Girl 1: "Some guy asked me if I like to be fucked in the ass."
Girl 2: "Was his name Ovenfra?"

by quizziler May 9, 2011

in the oven

when referring to a woman being pregnant... the oven is her utreus

"She's got a bun in the oven"
"Oh my god! Is she really PG?"
"When is she due?"

by natalie January 1, 2004

taking the brownies out of the oven

a elaborate way to tell someone you're going to take a massive shit, the oven being your hot, stinky ass. see also taking the browns to the super bowl, dropping the kids off at the pool

Hours after raping the local chinese buffet, Blake's ass reminded him to take the brownies out of the oven.

by Cory Bovard December 8, 2004