air force ones

A shoe mostly worn by people who listen to hip hop or is urban. Nelly rapped a song about them in his song with his Lunatics in "Air Force Ones". They come in many colors, and costs about 100 dollars.

Air force ones is a shoe. This isn't really an example but OH WELL.

by m e July 17, 2003

oneitis

Mickey Black's definition is fucking retarded.

There is only one simple explanation for the term: An unhealthy romantic obsession or fixation for/on one person. This mental disease will often interfere with your ability to attract said person, due to your clingyness.

I'm suffering from oneitis because I have a massive crush on that one girl who works at that one store.

by Sroek July 8, 2010

these ones

A redundant way for uneducated people to say "these."

Your friend: "Do you like these ones?"
You: "Yeah, _these_ are nice."

by jcwla January 10, 2008

loose ones

single cigarettes sold largely in inner city communities (the term originated in baltimore, maryland) by young men. outside the corner store or at a train station is usually where these boys slang their shit.

young man: ayyo, i got dem loose ones hea, loose ones yo
customer: young man, lemme get tew of dose

by Lester Freamon November 7, 2007

Niko OneShot

Niko OneShot is the protagonist of the hit indie video game OneShot.

Niko OneShot has stolen my bank accounr and has swore to take over my life.

by niko from oneshot September 21, 2022

talking to ones self

like masturbation--you only do it because you dont have anyone else.

Man, whats Jim doing in your sisters room? And why is he smelling her underware? He's talking to himself again, isn't he?

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

no plus ones

Often seen on a party invite (usually followed by -"there will be a list"), giving instruction that no uninvited people are allowed to attend apart from that one person everyone knows but doesn't really know to come to a party.
he'll be at every party and it will inevitable that he will come.

hey guys come to my party!
no plus ones, there will be a list

but then this fearless youth will arrive uninvited and he will not be asked to leave

by THEIPMAN May 9, 2011