oneasha

The name oneasha defines beauty. She’s a very energetic person. She can be emotional but she will do her BEST to cover up her emotions. She’s helpful and caring, smart and loyal and will make you happy to be alive. She’s extremely talented. And she’s compatable. You would be lucky if you met an Oneasha.

Boy-oneasha is the best person I’ve ever known
Friend of boy-I’ve met her she’s AMAZING
Oneasha’s bestfriend-she’s mine buddy, sorry.

by Emma Meglaro June 10, 2018

Niko OneShot

Niko OneShot is the protagonist of the hit indie video game OneShot.

Niko OneShot has stolen my bank accounr and has swore to take over my life.

by niko from oneshot September 21, 2022

talking to ones self

like masturbation--you only do it because you dont have anyone else.

Man, whats Jim doing in your sisters room? And why is he smelling her underware? He's talking to himself again, isn't he?

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

no plus ones

Often seen on a party invite (usually followed by -"there will be a list"), giving instruction that no uninvited people are allowed to attend apart from that one person everyone knows but doesn't really know to come to a party.
he'll be at every party and it will inevitable that he will come.

hey guys come to my party!
no plus ones, there will be a list

but then this fearless youth will arrive uninvited and he will not be asked to leave

by THEIPMAN May 9, 2011

key (ones) car

to take a key or other sharp object and scratch the car of a person you hate, leaving scars in the paintwork that look shitty and cost a ton to have fixed

"man, i can't believe michael hooked up with clara after i told him i liked her. let's go key his car!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

ones and twos

beat juggling two tracks __ track one to track two __ cutting up scratches from fader one to fader two __ straight dropping beats from track one to track two __ left to right __ right to left __ on that one two type ish—mixing the beats up back n' forth.

yo that turntablist be banging tracks back n' forth on those ones and twos—ill style.

by whack_not April 27, 2013

Onezan

Slang term for a whiteboy techie geek trying to be a superstar DJ.

Onezan, as in "on the one's and two's" (Onezan two's)

Coventry (UK) slang. Coined 2009.06.18

Phil, Dan & Stockers - Look at Dee to the Gee man, he's such a Onezan........

DG - Erm.........what is a Onezan, is it a new line of code?

Phil, Dan & Stockers - Whatever Onezan, now do one!

DG - Does not compute

Phil, Dan & Stockers - Onezan, go fine toon dem' Blades down at the centre!

DG - Watchin' doze Blades, havin' a Bud.......

by Uber Pippo July 23, 2009