rainbow card

A special victim card used by a member of the LGBTQ community to protect themselves in an argument based on their sexuality if the other person is winning.

LGBT member: Oh you’re debunking what I say and hating on me just because I’m gay... not because I’m just wrong, no!

Snowflake #1: Yassss queen

Snowflake #2: Don’t listen to them, you do you sis!

The Dude: So just debunk facts with the rainbow card so that literally nobody sees the argument here. Real mature.

by chillnonymous January 26, 2021

Playing cards

A phrase used to describe one's inability to eat, pee or sit down while taking care of your loved ones.

Maureen Walsh: “... nurses are probably playing cards for a considerable amount of the day!”

by AuntDoritoRN April 20, 2019

card collector

Someone who has officially collected more than one v-card.

"Did you hear Sally lost her v-card to a card collector last night"?

by Andrew Rambleon June 10, 2008

geek card

Requirement to be accepted as a respectable member of the geek community. Can and should be revoked by other respectable geeks for doing non-respectable-geek things.

Ben's Geek card was revoked when he aquired a girlfriend that was not a fellow geek.

by Zelda132 November 08, 2007

Tard Card

The slang name for a handicapped placard.

Jimmi: God, I hope there is parking.

Gee: Don't worry! You have the tard card!

by Thumper0611 December 31, 2008

Dick Card

A playing card with a nude male usually having one of the following... A mullet, a mustache, tight leather pants, or jean short cut-offs.

I went to collect the bill and tip from my customers but all they left for me was this Dick Card.

by Maximus Bonerus Erectionus February 04, 2010

Straight Card

When you say or do something gay or something not heterosexual/straight, you 'lose your straight card'

Person 1: "Dude, David Tennant is handsome as hell."

Person 2: "You just lost your straight card, man."

by hotrodjman August 10, 2016