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get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.
If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.
by barber of seville November 27, 2020
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Shitting on the tower

1. While playing League of Legends, it is the act of approaching the enemy tower and inflicting massive damage or even complete destruction of said tower.

2. "It is when women anal."
1. I'll be shitting on the tower once when push that champion!

2. Yeah, I totally shit on my boyfriend's tower last night.
by Iaeos December 31, 2011
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Shits on the wall moron.

Someone with so little intellect and awareness that they regularly shit on the wall instead of into the toilet.
He's a real shits on the wall moron.
by buttermilkmeeks August 5, 2019
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Shitting on the dog

Dallas's parents caught us shitting on the dog last night
by THChris June 19, 2022
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Shitting on the Chickens

When someone complains or puts down someone's work or project, even when it is quality work.
"Bob's welding was awful, he really doesn't know what he's doing."
"What? His welds were perfect, you're just shitting on the chickens."
by ManateeSteve January 21, 2023
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shitty on the rain faucet

Ripping the bong a perfect amount of times.
Yo bro, you want to get absolutely shitty on the rain faucet when we get home?
by Doodul April 15, 2024
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The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.
shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.
by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021
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