Havana omelet

A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes
in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo cough with an Astaire.

after eating his aunt's renowned recipe of spicy jerk chicken, a havana omelet came back and struck fat eldon with a vengeance!

by TheMocker November 1, 2005

havanna omlette

a very wet poop left in the toilet for others to see, especially after a heavy beer drinking night

Holy cow, you should see the havanna omlette in the fraternity house crapper. Who ate corn?

by matt1968 October 13, 2007

Runny Omelete

When you insert raw eggs into the girls vagina before you procede to fist them till well beaten. Then you make the girl pour the eggs in a pan and make you breakfast.

guy-"I'm hungry!!!"
girl-"Well I'm horny"
guy-"Well then lets make us a runny omelete!"

by runny alex October 6, 2008

Arkansas Omlet

The name given to an abortion, when one uses a coathanger and sticks it inside the vagina to abort the baby.

Cletus gave his wife Rebecca an Arkansas Omlet after a sex filled weekend up in th mountains in their travel trailor.

by Justin was here November 10, 2010

Egg White Omelette

When a man ejaculates into his partner's ear after oral, anal, or vaginal intercourse and proceeds to fold her ear over the splooge. When preformed properly, it resembles a runny egg white omelette.

Stu: I'm close, can I cum inside you?
Maegan: No I don't want to get pregnant
Stu: Fancy an egg white omelette?

by ExtraRunny February 24, 2011

Havana Omelet

To splatter diarrhea all over the inside of the toilet, including the under side of the seat.

After a night of cheap booze and chili dogs, I sure did create a masterpiece of a Havana Omelet in the toilet.

by Timmy Terd August 21, 2014

Warrington omelette

Sexual act - masturbating into a female (or male, whichever floats your boat) and you ejaculate into her/his mouth and then the offender proceeds to spit the contents of your testicles onto her chest while performing a rubbing motion that can be seen practiced in karate kid.

Guy: I gave a chick a Warrington omelette last night. Guy 2: pure filth.

by Warrington omelette March 3, 2015