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Omni-Straight

All knowing of the Straight kind, all straight, only straight, nothing else.
Did you hear that Luke is Omni-Straight now?

He isn’t bi, he’s Omni-Straight

It’s impossible to be Homo if you’re Omni-Straight.
by Applesauce apples October 17, 2019
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quando omni flunkus moritati

The Oath of the International Possum Brotherhood.
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
by DuctTapeForever October 17, 2021
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Omni Passado Dijo Inato

The most powerful spell known to the human mind. Extends beyond of boundries of time and space to utterly obliterate anything that dares threaten the user. Over thousands of years, it has evolved into a slang of sorts, with each word having a seperate meaning, but only when used together. No one is certain how such a powerful spell became but mere slang, but it will never lose its true meaning. Here is the meaning of each word, street style:

Omni - Big Black Women
Passado - Ghost
Dijo - Japanase
Inato - Very Flammable

Combined into one, it represents Black Japanese ghost hunting with flame throwers. Seperate, they mean nothing. If only people would respect it's true, more epic meaning!
Omni Passado Dijo Inato! Get out of my fucking house!!!
by Lord Permillium III November 28, 2004
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Omni-directional 'Wha???'-ness

Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.
Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?

Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness
by TokyoPDX October 30, 2011
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Omni

Omni roasted Zephix for no reason yesterday.
by audaciityy June 21, 2019
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Omni

A pejorative term used by vegans to refer to non-vegans.
non-vegan: I'd eat anything, even people.

vegan: ewwww you Omni
by K-Dogg1 March 29, 2021
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Omni Net

A voluntary botnet made for cyber war against Russia and for pen testers to use to test their website strength.
News: Russian Website Taken Down By Omni Net In Act Of War
by Thor Odinson The 3rd March 18, 2022
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