All knowing of the Straight kind, all straight, only straight, nothing else.
Did you hear that Luke is Omni-Straight now?

He isn’t bi, he’s Omni-Straight

It’s impossible to be Homo if you’re Omni-Straight.
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The Oath of the International Possum Brotherhood.
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
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The most powerful spell known to the human mind. Extends beyond of boundries of time and space to utterly obliterate anything that dares threaten the user. Over thousands of years, it has evolved into a slang of sorts, with each word having a seperate meaning, but only when used together. No one is certain how such a powerful spell became but mere slang, but it will never lose its true meaning. Here is the meaning of each word, street style:

Omni - Big Black Women
Passado - Ghost
Dijo - Japanase
Inato - Very Flammable

Combined into one, it represents Black Japanese ghost hunting with flame throwers. Seperate, they mean nothing. If only people would respect it's true, more epic meaning!
Omni Passado Dijo Inato! Get out of my fucking house!!!
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Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.
Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?

Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness
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1. adj. worse than being down bad for someone in a romantic/sexual manner. Also worse than being down horrendous, down catastrophic, down apocalyptic, down Jurassic, down galactic combined.

2. n. a person completely devoid of morality when a person of sexual/romantic interest is involved.
The way Fed lusted after Noriko even after she said she wanted to kill 4 people was down omni
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(noun) An avid tabletop role-playing gamer who embraces a worldly and versatile approach to gameplay, exploring different game worlds and valuing adventure, freedom, and independence. They are always seeking new experiences in the game and are known for their passion and creativity.
Chris is a versatile gamer who likes to try out new things and explore different games, and that's what makes him a Kosumo-Omni Tabi-Roamer.
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An ability to do a lot of different things very good
I know Karen is an omni cause everything she tries shes a pro at
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