gay observation

when a guy notices another guy has a boner

Matthieu: Hey Chris you have a boner.
Chris: OK now that's just a gay observation!

by ilovechrisandme February 5, 2012

observment

Another form of observation. Many people use this word everyday.

I have made an observment!

by ObservmentIsAWord July 13, 2018

Fishery Observer

A scientist who thinks that working on fishing boats counting and identifying numerous types of fish and marine species is a pretty sweet job. Doesn't enjoy getting seasick, but still spends at least 3 months of the year up in the Bering Sea, trying not to get sick while seeing more fish than most people will ever eat in a lifetime!

Everybody should be a fishery observer, but only those with a strong stomach can stick with it.

by plankton72 February 19, 2010

observability

In control theory, observability is a measure for how well internal states of a system can be inferred by knowledge of its external outputs. The observability and controllability of a system are mathematical duals. Unfortunately no-one in Product Marketing knows that because they drink too much, thus observability is a method of expressing how much hard liquor is consumed by your marketing team, as evidenced by the presence of robust sales, or or lack thereof.

Have you seen the latest sales figures for the Acme Company? Yes, and it improves our observability into these latest batch of resumes from their marketing department.

by truantguy May 5, 2017

Political Observer

An unaffiliated individual, neither Conservative nor Liberal, who acknowledges the hypocrisy of both or all parties, and gets chewed out by pointing their own flaws they refuse to acknowledge.

Liberal and Conservative thoughts: Pfft. Political Observer? They're just a Liberal/Conservative staying in the closet.

by d4140n_4h3_1 November 15, 2020

Observate

How Is This Not A Word? I Was Sure It Is! Sure, I'm only in 5th grade)
Definition: OBSERVATE! (Spellcheck keeps changing it)

Observate is when you are observing something.

I will observate this sentence and highlight the details that I observed!

by Izzy J :) January 30, 2021

Observated

When someone/something is closely watched and inspected by another human or other.

Etc, Ollie was observated by his mother when he was sick.

by anonymous December 18, 2020