Oats

The greatest food of all time.
Sometimes people will ask you for your oats but you will not give it to them.

Brother, may I have some oats, I am starving.

Sorry, but there are not enough rations for sharing

by öat January 17, 2017

flaming oasis

When a man sets fire to a woman's pubic hair with the intent to piss or cum it out.

It is said to bring great pleasure to mostly the man.

Ilja gave his girl a flaming oasis last night, but he ran out of cum halfway through.

by Geert / Piggen March 30, 2005

oasis

i wanna spend more time with you
kick a ball or catch a flu
i wanna spend more time with you

i wanna hear you talk
will you let me have some too
i wanna hear you talk

i wanna touch your hand
in the desert or in town
i wanna touch your hand

written while listening to Oasis' Don't believe the truth

by Krkič May 21, 2019

Haulin' Oats

a clever name for an oatmeal delivering service; it is a reference to the late 70's to early mid-80's American pop music duo Hall & Oates

first suggested by Zack Galifianakis on Jimmy Kimmel Live

Person 1: Wow! How did your oats get here so fast!

Person 2: Haulin' Oats has a great delivery service and a very clever name!

by JopertG December 17, 2010

Desert Oasis High School

The lamest school in Las Vegas, this shyt is full of bum ass bitches and niggas. The females there are either really rachet or try to be rachet , the niggas there are jus some bums. Some of the niggas are actually on the grind and trapping their life’s out but most of em are just bums. This school is nasty as shit there is blood on the floor from fights and the girls bathrooms smell like vanilla fish market which isn’t okay. In conclusion this school is nasty as fuck and you should NEVER in your life come here .

Desert Oasis High School aka Desert Hoeasis is one of the worsts schools in Vegas 🤢

by thatbitch400 April 8, 2019

sack of oats

A burlap sack with the appearance of a sack of oats, yet containing a "rocket gun". Concealment of illegal substances such as marijuana or crack in what appears to be a harmless burlap sack.

Officer: Sir, license and registration please, and could you please tell me what is in the backseat of the vehicle.

Bassline: That's just a sack of oats.

by Bassline May 25, 2006

Oatsing

Used to describe feeling an intense amount of positive emotions for the band Hall & Oates, but mostly to John Oates. Can include involuntary dance moves that involve running ones finger through ones hair.

Did you see that dancing when "Private Eyes" came on? He was Oatsing.

also

I am Oatsing to get the new Hall and Oates CD "Home for Christmas"

by Updawg January 7, 2008