by Teruko September 04, 2016
Katy and Mike have been internet friends for years. Mike has an online crush on Katy.
(Katy sends a message to Mike)
(Mike read the message and blushed)
Turns out Katy likes Mike too and she confessed.
Mike and Katy are now having a long distance relationship}
(Katy sends a message to Mike)
(Mike read the message and blushed)
Turns out Katy likes Mike too and she confessed.
Mike and Katy are now having a long distance relationship}
by AsianToasty July 30, 2019
by youraverage15yearold October 13, 2020
Chronically online describes those who spend so much time online that they distort their sense of reality and hinder their ability to communicate effectively on any topics because they lack hands-on experience.
Someone who is chronically online tends to cite “problematic” behavior that in reality doesn’t exist. Or they invoke behavior in nonsensical ways.
Someone who is chronically online tends to cite “problematic” behavior that in reality doesn’t exist. Or they invoke behavior in nonsensical ways.
Online personality: My dog fell down the stairs, but he’s been checked up on and is okay.
Chronically online person: Take him to a vet!! You don’t deserve a doggo. That is so problematic. ✨canceled✨
Chronically online person: Take him to a vet!! You don’t deserve a doggo. That is so problematic. ✨canceled✨
by CornelThorn November 01, 2021
Chronically Online is a term for someone who doesn’t stop referencing online terms.Usually this term will apply when someone is showing signs of online humor , words and phrases in the real world.
Bob:“Dude this you see that girl over there,I think shes into you she keeps looking over here.”
Robert(chronically online):”yea dude I bet its pink.She is definitely from Ohio.”
Bob:”what the fuck”
Robert(chronically online):”yea dude I bet its pink.She is definitely from Ohio.”
Bob:”what the fuck”
by activis_user_12 January 26, 2023
1) A state of being characterized as spending all your free time online.
2) A personality trait acquired through years of consuming internet memes and culture
2) A personality trait acquired through years of consuming internet memes and culture
1) I didn't have a job back then, so I was just Very Online.
2) I find it kinda hard to talk to people who aren't very online. All my jokes fall flat :(
2) I find it kinda hard to talk to people who aren't very online. All my jokes fall flat :(
by c4p0 March 09, 2020