Derived from the English words "Nutrition" and "Intervention." In a nutrivention, a group of friends gather around the food addict and explain how their problem has affected their life. They can then force their nutritional values upon them. This may include but is not limited to: 1)Taking their brownies 2) Taking too long to use the ice cream scoop 3) Forcing them to eat a half serving (14 1/2) of goldfish.
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The attempt to eat right and make the foods you eat healthier with unscientific methodologies. This includes blotting your pizza with napkins to sop up the extra grease, eating only the middle of your sandwich-feeding the bread to the pigeons, ordering a Diet Coke with your Double Decker Burger & fries or eating a pan of brownies a sliver at a time every time you walk past them on the kitchen counter (when nobody is looking of course)
–verb
The attempt to eat right and make the foods you eat healthier with unscientific methodologies. This includes blotting your pizza with napkins to sop up the extra grease, eating only the middle of your sandwich-feeding the bread to the pigeons, ordering a Diet Coke with your Double Decker Burger & fries or eating a pan of brownies a sliver at a time every time you walk past them on the kitchen counter (when nobody is looking of course)
I just Nutritized my pizza, even though I killed 7 trees during the napkin blotting process.
That pan of brownies was Nutritized!
That pan of brownies was Nutritized!
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Bob: Nah, you don't wanna nutrag.
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• a slang for a corpse in a mausoleum, especially one that has Handel's "Messiah" playing to it 24/7.
• a slang for a corpse in a mausoleum, especially one that has Handel's "Messiah" playing to it 24/7.
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Get the ube nutribun mug.The winner of a bi-annual (one for each cheek) U.S. competition that judges women on the thickness of their build mainly the rear central portion; the thickest girl on the block; a women whose full figured body is a direct result of the nutritious high protein diet from which she was raised, most commonly consisting of chicken, potatoes and corn
Damn girl, you should be in the Misses Nutritious America pageant with all dat junk in da trunk.
And the winner of the 2001 Misses Nutritious America Pageant is... Jennifer Lopez!
Man, she's way to skinny. If they don't at least get a mention in the Misses Nutritious America pageant I'm not going near it.
And the winner of the 2001 Misses Nutritious America Pageant is... Jennifer Lopez!
Man, she's way to skinny. If they don't at least get a mention in the Misses Nutritious America pageant I'm not going near it.
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