November 5th

November 5th is the day where your girlfriend HAS to send you titty pics.

Bf: hey baby you know what day it is
Gf: no what day is it
Bf:November 5th
Gf: OH I guess you want titty pics then huh
Bf:Thems the rules

by Homey 54321 November 5, 2023

November 5th

I don't know about the rest of the world. What you do is what you do. But on this day, We in England burn straw effigies of a terrorist who tried to blow up our parliament but sadly (or happily, depending on how you wanna look at it) failed miserably, was caught, and died to get out of being hung drawn and quartered. We burn such a scarecrow on an outdoor furnace that does wonders to speed up global warming.

Remember, remember, the fifth of November,
Gunpowder, treason and plot
I know of no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

A popular poem referring to the events that took place on November 5th, 1605

by GalactaK May 21, 2020

November 5th

National tell Lassi and Kim you like then day.

Today, November 5th I will be telling my crushes I like them!
Yes, go girl!

by ranelover07 November 5, 2020

November 5th

National give a girl your hoodie day
give a girl your hoodie for however long you chose to

hey bro have you gave your hoodie to anyone

Nah bro how

it’s november 5th bro how not

by potatoesokok November 4, 2020

November 5th

National blame Colton day. Any Colton you know do something band and blame on him

I broke my toe Colton did it on November 5th

by Jwitherow November 5, 2019

November 5th

it’s November 5th you better start making moves on your girl give her your sweatshirt😉

it’s November 5th aka make a move already

by November 5th make a move November 4, 2019

November 5th

The day short (5’4 & under) people are allowed to kick there tall guy friends in the nuts. But there’s a twist of the short person says there going to kick the tall person in the nuts but don’t do it the short person has to do anything the tall person says for 24 hours :))

Short girl: hey ****** guess what day it is

Tall male friend: what day

Short girl: November 5th

Tall male friend: fu*k, but if you don’t go through with kicking me in the nuts you are my minion for 24 hrs

by Iheart.hot.sons November 2, 2021