Hey, if you’re having a bad day, it’s probably because
today is heartbreakers day and prank day, but the
bad prank so watch your
back
Person 1: hey, guess what
today is...
Person 2: what?
Person 1: it’s November 20, heartbreakers day and prank day, but the
bad type, now to the good news. Will you go out with me?
Person 2:...umm