nookie cookie

This is the true version.
A group of guys sit around a cookie, (preferably large cookie) and they all jack off on the cookie. The last one to jizz on the cookie has to eat it.

Nookie Cookie is a good game for the premature ejaculators.

by Hiawatha October 25, 2006

nookie wookie

wookies during mating season

Hey Han, I think Chewie is a nookie wookie cause he just raped R2's eye socket

by noahthemok March 31, 2011

blood nookie

When a vampire stages a date as an excuse for a quick meal with an often slutty girl.

Mitchell is off getting some blood nookie.

by Cash 4 Emmett March 23, 2009

oriental nookie

Chink or gook pussy. Usually very tight and trim. Tasty as well!

Woody Allen sure likes young oriental nookie.

by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 6, 2010

nookie

the act of masturbating, usually in a public place where one might be caught (i.e., going into a corner or "nook").

Mall security today caught a man giving himself nookie in the kiddie's playhouse.

by Stretchyface November 15, 2005

Nookie Trump

A post-sex fart!

When you let off a flumpy trump after a good round of nookie.

Nookie trump

by HerbertFrills September 20, 2011

Nooky Number

A Nooky Number is the times that you've, well, done the Nooky, aka the dirty deed. And not counting how many times you've done it total, but rather your nooky number is how many people you've had sex with. Good advice: Men don't wanna know your nooky number past ten. Bad advice: thinking a nooky number past one hundred will get you laid cuz you have "experience"

Katy: So, what's your nooky number??
Patrick: oh, i've been around the block a couple times... Gotta say it's about twelve or so.
Katy: Oh that's so cuteee! That was totally what mine was a couple months back, and then it totally doubled!

by Charlotte Asmodeaus June 3, 2009