'Nonce' Is how you define the pervy little paedophiles out their with their little slimy penises out waiting to pounce out of their bush onto an unsuspecting child. Support the No Noncesense movement by liking this video "No Noncesense by CallumsCorner"
Sam- "There's that disgusting fucking Nonce over their I heard he dragged Jeremy's daughter Into a bush Lets go Curb the cunt"

Dave- "But Sam, That Is Jeremy"
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A slang word for pedophile eg Cha she
Cha she is a nonce for asking 12 year olds for nudes bro it's crazy
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Two types:
LAWFUL NONCE: slang A relationship that is classed as paedophilia in the eyes of the law in the eyes of the law

SOCIETAL NONCE: slangmore commonly used when a relationship has an absurd age gap
shut up you nonce!
Did you just say age is just a number? What a nonce!
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Sam “Some man touched my leg” joe well he’s a right nonce
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A old man, often caught fiddling with their grandchildren, and asking for proof that they’re in the bath. Some Nonce names may include: “John, Keith, Huitson” so watch out boys. Especially avoid “huey_45”
Leon: “hew grandad’s a right nonce ye kna
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