Boston two hander

When a woman jerks off two guys at the same time under a table.
Patty sat between Mickey and Finn at the table and gave them the ol' Boston Two Hander.
by Dvalamardace March 06, 2022
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Emmanuel Handers

The wide receiver for the Denver Broncos formerly known as Emmanuel Sanders but due to his ability to catch any pass in Madden '16 is now defined by his hands
"Did he really just catch that pass?"

"They don't call him Emmanuel Handers for nothing."
by Jmac420 November 22, 2015
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Hander

A person who holds a ‘3’ sign with their hand when a player attempts a three pointer in a basketball game.
Duncan was having a fun time time at the Grizzlies game until he got blocked by a hander.
by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 16, 2022
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Full-hander

Less offensive slang for a retard, such as one who pets cats with their full hand, usually aggressively.
"Zach stuck his finger in the garbage disposal, what a full-hander!"
by PlutoDubs December 05, 2020
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handere

A handere is a personality characteristic that can only be found among Vietnamese people. Money stimulates Handeres sexually, and they typically only exhibit affection to individuals who have status and money, or who are exclusively interested in status and money. Vietnamese salons hold a special place in the hearts of Handeres.
Bruh wtf shes moaning at a Vietnamese flag she must be a handere!
by weirdo dude hair February 06, 2022
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The act of performing oral sex with a man, and then proceeding to quickly take your mouth off right before he orgasms, yelling “blast off” when he ejaculates and then catching the load on your face when it comes back down, then proceeding to say “The mission to Mars is a success!
I never had a Martian Left Hander Gripper Sipper before until this crazy shawty from Thailand gave me on.
by TheOneMan4327 June 04, 2025
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three hander

a firm, but really long shit, as if one could grasp it hand over hand measuring the length of three stacked fists
Oh boy, I just gave birth to a three hander today! All that fiber cereal I ate this week is really packing ‘em large. I damn near jammed the bowl when it broke in half on the flush!
by The Warden of Idioms September 14, 2019
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