Expedition Behavior

This term refers to being on your best behavior when doing bad ass masculine shit like climbing rugged peaks so people put up with you and don't push you off a cliff.
There are many unspoken rules of good Expedition Behavior such as:
Don't fart in the tent.
Try to retain some hygiene- other people have to look at and smell you.
Don't be a lazy ass- carry your own weight.
Don't be cocky.

Joe was not on his best Expedition Behavior. He chewed his ramen with his fucking mouth open, smelled like a rotten llama, and bitched about his hangnail while we were summiting the north face of K2. Therefore Joe is no longer with us- he never made it down the mountain and there were no witnesses.

by fuzzywuzzy242 November 15, 2010

Toolish Behavior

An act that is completely absurd, something that only a tool would do.

Guy 1: Is that guy really trying to show off his six-pack?

Guy 2: Toolish behavior, thats what it is.

by Datson December 9, 2008

Panhandling Behavior

Murdering someone close to you with no expectation of getting away with it.

Don’t go to that part of Florida, there’s been a lot of panhandling behavior over that way.

by MissJF May 17, 2018

cunt behavior

An overly rude, entitled or unruly person

When you go into starbucks and someone is giving the barista shit. Or someone who argues with you over nothing just because. You're a cunt desplaying cunt behavior

by Akivalavida November 19, 2016

good behavior

Something you only need to maintain while you're in da slammer --- once you get released again, anything goes.

Once you get your imprisonment-sentence shortened considerably for good behavior, you can return to the street and then be just as bad as you please until you get busted again.

by QuacksO April 1, 2019

What is this behavior

A phrase commonly used by Indian teachers/judgmental relatives who think they have the right to criticize any tiny action you make. Also similar to:
"aRe YoU oN yOuR SenSes!?"
"tHiS iS UnAcCepTaBl!"

Teenager: Comes home 5 minutes late
Judgmental Auntie: "wHat Is tHiS BeHavIor?!"

Student: Whispers to their classmate

Indian Teacher: "aRe YoU oN YOuR SenSes!?"

by Just A Dead Fish November 30, 2019

Junior Behavior

Aberrant behavior displayed by criminal athletes, many of whom are juniors or have produced a junior.

He displayed some true junior behavior when he did all that cocaine.

by Doodleoogle May 22, 2018