Nikolay Ivanov is the biggest blanker of all time, he blanked his fucking leg while playing footbal and he is the biggest gypsy. And he has the smallest dick possible. Don't be like him.
by Nikolay Ivanov's mother November 23, 2021
by Liland48 February 08, 2017
by ya_boi_bob February 12, 2023
Nikolai is a young handsome Russian man who’s either 6 feet tall or is a midget. He is an absolute unit regardless of his height. He has a special charm which acts as an incense to girls though he never shows any affection towards them. He is a fun person who does crazy things.
Walmart Manager: Hey you! We have received multiple complaints of Koolaid Packets missing from Lucnhables. I demand an answer now!
Walmart Worker: Sir, a man named Nikolai has been identified with out cameras. It seems he had stole all of them and snorted them on Sunday night. He has passed out and will most likely be charged with theft. He is in the hospital right now.
Walmart Manager: …
Walmart Worker: Sir, a man named Nikolai has been identified with out cameras. It seems he had stole all of them and snorted them on Sunday night. He has passed out and will most likely be charged with theft. He is in the hospital right now.
Walmart Manager: …
by Niko chan!!! November 19, 2021
Nikolai is a smart guy but he knows it and doesn’t hesitate to let others know, which definitely makes him a little less smart.
He enjoys mansplaining and going to ice hockey games.
He enjoys mansplaining and going to ice hockey games.
by catbloggergirly November 23, 2021
All the girls love him as he is such a hot dude. When you see him, date him, if he walks away, FOLLOW HIM, girls from all around the place are looking for a guy like
by Passwordandusername June 07, 2022
He has always been in love with the Gowani family. His love of his live is Trishla Gowani. He doesn't have any friends but tries to get some.
by Hjgdbjdd September 24, 2022