nurple

To rhyme with purple in order to balance the world's equilibrium.

Bodie: "Ha ha, you can't rhyme with purple!"
Matty Cool: "Purple NURPLE"

by macz3000 July 20, 2006

Nurple

A word originating from South African Boarding schools, used to describe the colour of someone's backside after receiving a beating with a cane by a headmaster. Nurple is a combo of the words 'Numb' and 'Purple'...

ie. "I was beaten until I was nurple (numb and purple)...

by Kznlee April 22, 2011

nerdle

The raised rib on a serpintine belt.

Your lack of nerdles is making your serpintine belt fall off.

by johnnyo1986 January 15, 2010

purple nurple

the act of twisting a friends nipple until it turns purple

Jen is getting a purple nurple on Monday

by patsfan1122333 February 3, 2008

Nerpes

When you have herpes on or around the nipple region.

Ew, I was about to go down on Sandy when I realized that she had Nerpes!

by The Red Ranger May 2, 2006

purple nirple

Grab someone by the nipple on the cheast. Then twist very hard and ask them to name 5 cereals and a black president. Twist hard until their nipple turns purple because of the blood rushing to their pinched part. For better and quicker resluts, use pliers to get more leverage on the nipple.

i.e. #1 Brian gave Mike a purple nirple with a pair of plyers because he was defeated at mario baseball.

i.e. #2 Holding plyers tight, James gripped onto Jills nipple until she named Lucky charms, Cherios, Frosted Flakes, Shredded wheat and Wheaties.

by Josh of The Pipe Dream June 24, 2006

Nerdle

transitive verb: the arguments one must win to re-establish one's nerd credit

Knowing that the X-Men's headqurters had been moved from West Chester to San Francisco, Jeff had cleared his first Nerdle.

by Dickie Hemp July 14, 2012