Neanderthal

A prehistoric animal known to be existent over 40,000+ years ago, they are the early stages of a human. They also tend to be aggressive and violent. Commonly known to have too many allergies, they are the cause of many human allergies. Ex: they had a pecan allergy

Oh my god look it’s the stupid Neanderthal Sia

That prehistoric Neanderthal Sia is a stupid ni

by Ihategays222 February 14, 2023

Neanderdoodle.

When one attempts to achieve a goal, but reaches the polar opposite outcome.

All below are prime examples of a neanderdoodle.

Obama's first term of presidency.

The war on drugs.

The 19th Ammendment.

The failed assassination attempt of Ronald Reagan

Abstinence programs.

Ryan Leaf.

by Puking Llama November 30, 2011

Neanderthal

Often called a "Leah". An idiotic human who spends their time hurling abuse in the street because that's all they can do. Their language revolves around the word "fuck", and they insult people who are smarter than them through jealousy and envy.
Often know for 'sponging' off the council, and most of the time they live in a council house because of lack of funds and lazy, idiotic parents.

"Shit. Get away from that Neanderthal, they may take you wallet"

by SanchezForPresident May 15, 2005

Neanderthal

White men who like to use violence to get their way with people because they lack any real intelligences. They are usually boomers, bikers, gang members, mobsters and racists.

Billy: You know the Neanderthals died out thousands of years ago

Mandy: No they didn't, I saw one yesterday on a Harley bike

by Mix Master Mason June 22, 2020

Neanderthot

A young girl whose primal instinct is to act like a hoe to attract as many mates as possible in a desperate attempt to fill the hole that her drunk, dead-beat father left. Typically found in the front row at bass music events and hip-hop shows wearing as little clothing as possible, even in sub-zero climates. This wild beast is known to carry many different types of diseases so be very careful when coming in close contact.

"Bro, you going to that all ages Borgore show?"
"HA! Yeah fucking right, man. That shit is gonna be wall-to-wall Neanderthots."

by DamnReptiles! February 25, 2015

Straight Nandermo

A global phenomenon created by twitter users MILFSFORSTEDE and nandor the relentless being abandoned at a train station. This iconic phrase was created during the nationwide sweep of #RBRy2022.

This phrase proves that Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo De La Cruz are not in love, and are both heterosexuals.

“I feel like Guillermo and Nandor would be such a cute couple, is it canon?”

“No, shut the fuck up, you just got straight nandermoed.”

by straight nandermo lover June 1, 2022

neander

From Neanderthal.

Noun: Someone who holds power tools in disdain

Verb: To use brute force on, with hand tools.

If you don't have a jointer, just neander it with a scrub plane before you run it through the planer.

OR

He's not big on Norm Abrams, he's a neander.

by Yitah January 27, 2004