Nad Council

An occasion where guys outnumber girls by a significant margin.

It was like there was a meeting of the Nad Council at the bar last night, where were all the girls?

by jpikester April 21, 2015

ripped to the nads

adj. Having an 8 pack where your 6 packs continues below literally to the nads.

Danzig is totally ripped to the nads.

by Sheila H September 28, 2011

toe-nads

Noun. singular - "toe-nad".

Derived from the Latin "Tovus Naadoscumati" meaning "testicular addition to the foot", "Toe-Nads" are the result of a rare but nonetheless comical foot condition known as "Acute Ballsackonfootitis", wherein a male's testicles are actually located on his feet in place of the more common lateral arrangement of phalanges, often referred to as "toes".

Jimmy has toe-nads.

Jackson brushed against Jimmy's toe-nads.

Jackson is now coming to grips with his homosexuality.

by Gangly McDugan March 13, 2008

nad sitting

v. plopping down directly onto testes.

When you get home from work, you sit in your recliner and your wife comes up and plops directly on the left and right testes. All you can do is cry and say, "please get off of me." Then she repositions herself and squashes only the left one. She insists she is trying to be affectionate, when all she is really doing is nad sitting!

by eusadnama November 27, 2013

Nad Note

The highest pitch a man's voice can reach. Normally achieved after a kick to the crotch.

The local dogs went mental when Pete kicked Mike in the bollocks. Mike's Nad Note almost reached the high C.

by PadsterMMF June 7, 2013

nad sacks

Scrotal sacks

Oh shit, nad sacks!

by European Bob May 6, 2003

nad nog

A man's semeninefrious fluid, released during the act of ejaculation.

"After the load I blasted in her mouth last night, that bitch will be gurgling nad nog for a week and a half."

by Michael Wolstencroft February 14, 2006