the best day of my life

The day in your life where the best possible thing could happen to you, so good, nothing better could ever happen to you

Comercial Guy: "i won an X-Box 360, this is the best day of my life!!!"

by Not a Joo September 21, 2005

My ass crack day

sniff yo ass crack in October 20

"yo it's my ass crack day, let me sniff yo ass"

by muíamor October 19, 2019

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

the day the sun shines out of my dick

an eccentric saying of non belief.

Zack: hey bro, derek and mary are going out now!
Thomas: yeah, i'll believe that the day the sun shines out of my dick.

by t.h.o.m.a.s. December 14, 2007

my faith in the human race is truly dwindling day by day

I don’t even know how things could even get this bad. I’m a Cajun from Louisiana state and I got it. How come you guys can’t?

my faith in the human race is truly dwindling day by day

by Death Menace April 21, 2022

my mother told me one day i will buy

viking song or when you forgor what your mother told you you will buy

P1: hey man, who told you youll buy?
P2: my mother told me one day i will buy

by baysil September 15, 2023

April 6 National tell my crush i got a crush on them day

On april 6 you have to tell your crush that you like them.
Good Luck☘

April 6 National tell my crush i got a crush on them day

by NOTFIZ23_ April 6, 2022