blows my skirt up

to be gaseous or fangorious

I'm blowin my skirt up I'm so fangorious right now.

by dreamcorn September 9, 2003

blow my ass out

like put a cap gun in someone's asshole and shoot it to give a pleasurable vibration in the rectum causing orgasm

David:Hey mary can you blow my ass out
Mark:blow my ass out too mary
Mary:fuck off

by GorillaPussy_yomamma'sbigassho December 17, 2017

blow my hair back

The act to blow your hair back is to give your self an "O". You can also blow somone else's hair back.

"Hey im going down stair to blow my hair back, I have not got any in a while. "

by Ablanda Shitpony December 28, 2010

You’ve got to be blowing my dad

An idiom of surprise and disbelief. Synonym of “you’ve got to be joking,” or “you’ve got to be pulling my leg.”

“I found tickets to the big game tonight!”
“You’ve got to be blowing my dad!”
“No, for real! I bought them from a reseller.”

by Pssssseudonym December 20, 2022

that didn't blow my mind or even my nose

Someone presents something underwhelming that they said would blow your mind.

To the cat video l respond, that didn't blow my mind or even my nose.

by I, Wreckerrr April 30, 2017

Blowing My Hole

That moment when nature calls, and in a split second you find yourself holding onto the bowl, praying that this "muddy mess" will be over soon. (AKA a massive, normally watery, dookie)

Big bad Blake: can little jimmy come out to play?

Jimmy's mom: jimmy big bad Blake is here to play.

Jimmy: mom I ate too many hot wings and I'm blowing my hole all on the porcelain throne.

by House Nīgga January 20, 2014

blow my skirt up

Is when something happens that excites you. (Blows you away)

That movie did/didnt blow my skirt up

by Cybergora April 2, 2017