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muzzletoff

i.e. mazel tov, lit. meaning "good fortune" in Hebrew and Yiddish. Jewish people use this expression to congratulate each other when something good happens, meaning something like good for you, well done, or congratulations.
A: I just passed my driving test.
B: Muzzletoff!
by semicolumn January 26, 2009
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Muzzle Load

The sexual act of inserting rock cocaine (Crack) into the anus and then using the partner’s hard penis to push the crack deep into the rectum, resulting in a euphoric high for the recipient.
When we came back from the Alamo tour, Amber took out some rock cocaine and said she wanted a Muzzle Load! I used my hard cock to load her ass with crack!!!
by Panama Pucker June 28, 2022
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anal muzzling

When one inserts their fist into one's asshole (usually another's) to muzzle a fart. It's like anal fisting, but the partner must be farting.
Girl: I think I'm going to fart.
Boy: YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT!
Boy: *intense anal muzzling*
by LeoGzz August 6, 2014
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Jackson County Muzzleloader

Similar to the Montana Musket Loader but in place of a woman, its your cousin. When you are making sweet love to your cousin you throw some good ol' Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minute or two you take it out and place it on your cousin's anus and stuff it in with your penis.
I wanted to hunt this morning but I got a Jackson County Muzzleloader last night and I won't be able to walk until I'm ready for another beer, which is now.
by Dirt606 February 18, 2021
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muzzrat

Muslims who join groups like ISIS or carry out terror attacks.
Man: hear about those guys who beheaded in London while filming it chanting Allah akbar.

Man 2: Bloody muzzrat.
by NemoCorvus July 3, 2016
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crusty muzzle

This is when you are having sex and the woman that is so loud, she wakes up your roommates causing you to take the crusty old jerk-off-rag (SOCK) from under your bed and cram it in her mouth.
Kristen was yelling so loud at the apartment during sex that i had to give her the crusty muzzle so she didn't wake you up.
by grimmy December 23, 2005
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Montana Muzzle loader

The act of putting your freshly chewed copenhagen wintergreen tobacco into a females anus and jamming it in with your penis.
dan: hey man, how did your night go with that chick you picked up at the bar?

Dalt: oh man, she was a freak, i gave her the Montana muzzle loader!
by wu-tang kid September 22, 2011
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