teenage mutant ninja turtles

An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.

Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!

TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!

Me: Fuckin' A!

by Gizwidget February 14, 2007

Mutasem

He is probably the oldest one of his family. He is so kind to all people and a super smart person and has the highest attitude dealing with hard problems. He's super analyzing person and likes things to be fully understood, giving him a level of intelligence. He's handsome. He has a pure soul and like to help others. He's is lonely all the time. He doesn't trust anyone. Some can't trust him because of his carizzma. He may be misunderstood sometimes and this gives him a disadvantage in dealing with others. Everyone likes him but he doesn't like everyone.

You have to know him deeply
You have to have a Mutasem
It's better to have a Mutasem

by From a best friend July 15, 2021

Mutants at table 9

People who are unpartnered but want to be partnered. it comes from Adam Sandler's famous tirade in the movie "The Wedding Singer"

Now that my boyfriend broke up with me, i have once more joined the ranks of the Mutants at table 9, and it really sucks major sword

by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004

MutAtuM

An excellent Experimental Industrial Noise band not yet signed but has a few self releases. Same guy from Vicious Circle and Gerag Xhire as well as more projects to come.

Have you heard that sone by MutAtuM?
Yes, it was so fucking cool!

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Mutant Orange

An orange with smaller, oddly shaped slices found in the center of the fruit. The opposite of an ideal, evenly-sliced orange. Usually accompanied by a sigh. Also known as a navel orange.

Here, let me peel that orange for you ... Oh wait. There's way too many slices in here. It's a mutant orange. Sucks for you.

by Buh buh buh bsydes April 10, 2011

mutant ninja turtles

If you don't know what mutant ninja turtles are then you need to stop living in a hole.

Mutant ninja turtles are the best thing that was ever invented

by Dognapp May 15, 2016

The Mutants

A street gang, with it's origin in North Jersey, now located in Manhattan and LA. An off-shoot of the larger Jersey street gang, The Horny Fredos, The Mutants focus on getting themselves into ridiculous social situations, and manipulating women. The gang is lead by 3 founding members: Mutilda, Mutanex, and Mutaro, and continue to help shape the NY social scene.

I heard The Mutants made an appearance at XS in Vegas the other night. After rapid fire jager-bombs and mind erasers, they got thrown out, but still managed to leave with 3 mutanettes.

by Mutaro July 27, 2010