Strangely akin to 'morphed' in that the most regular and mild-mannered individual can, in the space of a few hours, turn into a rabid, dribbling fiend, screaming obscenities willy-nilly, controlled by the strings of Arthur Guinness. The act of spending an evening in the company of Vince Murphy of Rathmines. Yeehaw.
"Mattress was locked the other night, man."
"Yeh, he was completely fragonned and controlled by strings."
"Exceedingly Murphed. Oh no, he's coming over..."
"Can ye not do that somewhere else..?"
"Yeh, he was completely fragonned and controlled by strings."
"Exceedingly Murphed. Oh no, he's coming over..."
"Can ye not do that somewhere else..?"
by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 02, 2004
Characterized by victory in all manners. Causing others to fail by engrossed intimidation. Winning at ping pong. Winning in good looks. Winning in running. Winning in life. Winning
Taylor - "Did you see Whitney beat that ass against Wiwat at ping pong?"
Zac - "Yeah, she's Murphing it!"
Zac - "Yeah, she's Murphing it!"
by MMurphyxxl32 April 16, 2014
by John Klingerton February 27, 2011
To be left in the lurch by someone who is a supposed friend. Or to be blown off by same said friend.
I go out of my way to make sure I'm here early and he fucking murphs me!
I was supposed to hook up and get some weed from him but he murphed me.
I was supposed to hook up and get some weed from him but he murphed me.
by Danny Ditched March 30, 2005
by Legendary Films September 20, 2004
To Murph is to steal one's seat just before they sit down in it.
Can be associated with the word 'snake'
Can be associated with the word 'snake'
by ZackyFlanners March 04, 2016
A usual murphing consists of repeated insertions of small deceased animals. (e.g. small rabbits, and dogs) and subsequent birthing into the hands of the 'doctor'.
In more recent years a murph-machine is required to cylindricate larger animals. Devout followers of traditional murphing have started an online movement to ban use of such machines.
In more recent years a murph-machine is required to cylindricate larger animals. Devout followers of traditional murphing have started an online movement to ban use of such machines.
"Dude, I was murphing the fuck out of Mary last night. The only way it would have better is if I had a murph-machine. I had to throw away a perfectly good rabbit... what else am I gonna use THAT for."
by owb_boys July 19, 2008