Murf

A safe-for-work alternative to cursing or swearing.

"oh murf! I'm late for the meeting"

by GroundZer0#5953 February 9, 2022

Murf

A word that a random kid named Felipe says a lot

Chucks is bussin’….MURFFFFFF

by Nikadoavocado March 22, 2023

murf

un-lovable fat shit that no one likes.

“Murf needs to just shut the fuck up!”

by kysmurf April 10, 2024

Murf

Wasting your time on useless and unimportant matters

Hilda has a thing of murfing to the extent that she now feels restless

by Crevon December 28, 2024

murf juice

the sticky, smelly, sweaty liquid that forms on the murf that must be removed daily either by showering or someone else licking it off

"I can see your murf juice seeping through your pants." or "That shit smells like murf juice!" or "I can smell your murf juice from here!"

by Murf E. Brown July 27, 2006

Murf-Beast

Noun; A woman who is Fat, hairy, ugly as hell, and other wise unscrew-able. The Murf-Beast can meet all of the requirements, or just one, for just as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is the murf-beast.

Though Kattie was a Huge murf-beast, she had an awesome out look on life, she had the love of her 10 cats and of the #4 super sized McDonald extra value meal.

by Super charger heaven August 4, 2010

The Murf

When someone shows you his/her ass. Just like getting mooned.

You got murfed bitch! THE MURF!!!

by bargerbun January 2, 2010