hedge mumper

a lower class of pikey, one that even pikeys themselves frown apon.

oi you old hedge mumper, you aint worth a cup of cold piss.

by harold steptoe November 20, 2007

Mumptions

The object of ass-ination when you make assumptions. Mumptions have become a indangered species due to mass assumption.

Do not make assumptions or you will make an ass out of you and mumptions.

by The Canadian aka PyroPigeon April 14, 2004

im in my mums car broom broom

WHEN YOU HATE LIFE YOU MAKE A SUCKY VINE

Im in my mums car broom broom. Get me car. AHHm WHEN YOU HATE LIFE YOU MAKE A SUCKY VINE

by YOUR MOM !@# January 17, 2018

Muopsies

When you observe either an appearance or a behavior of someone that really bothers you and you can't quite find the right word to describe this annoyance - Calling some a Muopsies (adjective) or naming someone a Muopsies (noun) is a combination of all of the derrogatory words you were thinking of into one.....perfect.....word

That Muopsies wearing the striped shirt is holla'in at your girl!!

Don't be such a Muopsies Jones.

Only a real Muopsies would not drink this liter of vodka.

by PC so Greasy July 18, 2007

Mumskif

A prototypical 1970's TV supporting actor known for hip polyester leisure suits and feathered hair (i.e., numerous guest starts from the shows Love Boat, Different Strokes, White Shadow, Starsky and Hutch, etc).

Mumskif's on the Love Boat tonight.

by smutler October 24, 2009

mumism

To justify anything using the moral shield of being a mother.

or
Abusing the role of being a mother as a defence mechanism.

Mother using mumism: "I am so proud of my child being the top of his class.

Another capable parent: "isn't your child home schooled?"
Mother using mumism: "and he's starting his piano lessons soon, my little Einstein"

"I can't believe you let your child eat McDonald's, didn't you know it gives your children Autism. I would never do that to my child"

by fknKronin June 27, 2017

Mumostificated

Has no meaning. an be used in any context. Word can be used as a noun, verb, adverb, adjective.

Conceptualised by SHills, Trinidad and Tobago

This paperwork left me mumostificated.
I cried mumostificatedly.
The mumostificated boy was hungry.

by Abel.TT October 10, 2018