Mulligan Man

A do-over husband...usually a second husband who is considered a safe choice (i.e. more financially stable, less abusive, and more faithful) than woman's first husband. A Mulligan Man would have never been on the radar screen for the woman in high school/teen years and maybe college years. Only after being married to the exciting, yet less responsible jerk husband and perhaps having his offspring, does the woman want a new supportive provider before she become older and less desirable.

Although, Kevin had always been a nice, considerate, and responsible kind of guy, he avoided dating divorced woman as not to be considered a Mulligan man.

Bonnie, after years with her unfaithful high school sweetheart, decided to find herself a Mulligan man, who could pay the bills, be faithful, and provide for her two kids.

by EricHyde March 4, 2012

hot mulligan

When someone shoves a hot potato (150 degrees farenheit or 65.5 degrees celsius) up someone else's asshole.

Marty: "Hey Aaron, can I give you a hot mulligan?"
Aaron: "Sure Marty, anything for you."
Marty: "Alright, I'm going to heat up the potato, get your bussy ready."

by BigBadBussy666 June 1, 2016

mulligan

1. A term used to mean that when you make a stuff-upin golf, you can retry.

1. I need to take a mulligan, my ball went off course.

by Dead Deer April 22, 2006

mullins

verb, to mess up a task that is seemingly painfully simple; to exacerbate a situation that has gone slightly wrong with catastrophic consequences.

noun, someone who is known for mullinsing things up

You've really mullinsed that up, I cant believe you've done that you are such a mullins, you always mullins things up.

by poly87 August 1, 2010

Mulligan Punch

To punch your partner in the stomach while ejaculating inside of them.

I gave her a Mulligan Punch.

by phish4legs November 1, 2006

backside mulligan

When, during coitus, the male accidently penetrates anally but would like to return to standard intercourse as if nothing happened.

-"Owe!"
-"Sorry, about that. Can I get a backside mulligan?"
-"Get a new condom or lubricant."
-"Hmmmm."

by lagolfer July 2, 2007

cervical mulligan

Termination of pregnancy and expulsion of an embryo or of a fetus that is incapable of survival. (informal)

That bitch didn't mean to get knocked up, so she decided to take a cervical mulligan.

by Andy July 4, 2003