by Alejandro Trebeck November 1, 2012
The female equivalent to shirt-cocking, where a woman wears only a sweater, often post-coitus, but nothing else. Unlike "shirt-muffing" where the female subject may intend to dress provocatively in order arouse men, a sweater-muffing individual hopes no one will see her and uses only a sweater usually because it is easier than putting on normal clothes or because she is cold.
Sweater-muffing is common when performing quick rudimentary tasks after intercourse such as running to the kitchen to get some juice or checking one's email.
Sweater-muffing is common when performing quick rudimentary tasks after intercourse such as running to the kitchen to get some juice or checking one's email.
Charlie: I just saw our neighbour sweater-muffing it in the kitchen.
Jon: Wow at 3pm?
Charlie: Yeah, she was getting some juice.
Jon: You need a job dude.
Jon: Wow at 3pm?
Charlie: Yeah, she was getting some juice.
Jon: You need a job dude.
by cabern November 1, 2011
by haley March 4, 2005
We was about to hit it right, but i reached in, felt that bush and though "damn, this bitch muffed up." She knew she muffed up too.
by Fisherella June 30, 2009
a scandalous situation that occurs when a comely female co-worker or co-ed exposes her whisker bisquit and receives a charge--or even a proposition.
(1)Liza and Dave were alone in the Sauna when we arrived, and, make no mistake about it, Liza didn't make even a half-hearted attempt to cover her cuchi. We're talking muffingate!
(2) "Did you see Liza benching?"
"Yeah, muffingate!"
(2) "Did you see Liza benching?"
"Yeah, muffingate!"
by T.T.T.--Gankinhisshit October 19, 2006
To be a heavily intoxicated and/or high woman dancer of the night (Aka Exotic Dancer... Aka yeah that's not fooling anyone, your a stripper)
Mikey- Dude did you see that fucked up chick dancing at the bar last night throwing her clothes at a bartender?
Tyler- Yeah she was totally a muffed stripper trying to get free drinks.
Tyler- Yeah she was totally a muffed stripper trying to get free drinks.
by Ben Dover Nputin April 8, 2014