muffin

a large person that wears clothes to tight and their fat hangs over and looks like a muffin top

"Amira,I dont want to see your muffin"

by Eva4789 December 6, 2005

Muffin

A sweet, tasty little breakfast/desert treat made of thickened bread, and good with a hint of sugar on top. Many different kinds too! You got: blue berry, banana, chocolate, raspberry, cherry muffins, etc...

But not only is a muffin a sweet fluffy treat, it is also a type of bread! Yep, the enlgish muffin! Thinly sliced bread best tasted when toasted.

Me: Who ate the last muffin?
My friend: Me.
Me: You're dead now!
My friend: :O

by Eric :) July 1, 2009

muffin

A bittie. A very hot girl.

Damn that girl's a muffin. I'd like to do terrible things to her.

by quignugget April 26, 2010

Muffin

An Ibiza Slang Term For A Front Bum

I Ragged That Muffin Goooooood!

by Square Bar January 21, 2008

muffin

one of the best bakery goods in the world.

i went to dunkin' donuts and got a muffin that fucking owned.

by god of agg poopy December 4, 2005

muffin

Muffin- the words mother and fucking..slammed into one word..that you can say in front of your parents...without them knowing!! :D

i hated that muffin movie!!!

by Suckit15 November 9, 2009

muffin

The muffin is a veritable jack-of-all-trades, being a fluffy baked good able to be filled with a varied and delicious assortment of comestables, including, but not limited to: blueberries, raspberries, crunchberries, razor blades, baby fingers, and jam. ESPECIALLY jam...mmmmmmmhhhh...

Man: Is that a muffin, sir?
Baker: Indeed it is, but you cannot have it! -munch munch munch-
Man: Nuuuuuuu! -fart-
Baker: Ha-ha-ha.

by Slamdarius March 22, 2006