martenitsa

The martenitsa is a unique Bulgarian custom. It is made especially for 1 of March when according to the Bulgarians, the new agricultural year begins. It is a kind of amulet - twisted and tasseled red and white threads. The red, according to the folk beliefs,has the power of the sun and can give live to every living creature.

On the first of March children and adults put martenitsi(pl) on their clothes. The martenitsi are tied to bring health. Domestic animals and fruit-bearing trees are also adorned with martenitsa in the belief that it brings fertility. According to the popular custom, they wear until they see a stork, a swallow or a fruit tree in blossom for the first time. Then they take the martenitsi off and tie it on a tree or place it under a stone. Nine days later people try to divine their future by the insects arround the amulets.

by Tsoncho February 23, 2006

martellanator

missionary sex position with one leg straight up in the air as you wrap one arm around her leg, and if your a coda, you can have the other hand around her neck

OMG. you just did the martellanator on her. FTW

by codaa January 3, 2011

Wal Mart

the store where I get 100% off on everything that fits under my shirt

lets go steal some more stuff from wal mart

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

Martha Stewart

After intercourse, when the male gets up to leave the female's place, he wipes his penis on her curtains.

"I snuck out while she was asleep, but before I left I gave her the Martha Stewart."

by WhoMe December 15, 2004

Wal-Mart is leaking

An expression of disdain exchanged in whispered tones when the type of toothless, obese, meth-addicted, inbred, poverty-stricken, trailer trash that normally shops at Wal-Mart is spotted in a higher-class establishment nearby.

"I was shopping at Target today and some mouth-breather was rummaging through the Garth Brooks CD's while her unwashed rug rats tore the store apart. I think Wal-Mart is leaking."

by CambAngst July 2, 2007

Kwik-E-Mart

Two definitions:

The name of the convenience store in the animnated TV series The Simpsons.

A generic name for any convenience store, when you can't think of the name of a specific one.

Person A: "Is there a Kwik-E-Mart near here?"

Person B: "There's a Seven-Eleven down on Second Street."

Person A: "That works."

by Ryan Thompson January 15, 2004

wal-mart

1. A place where any customer having a bad day feels it is ok to treat walmart employees like 2nd class citizens. You walk around putting items randomly on shelves, next guy comes along picks up a $50.00 phone off of the candle isle in a spot marked $1.00 and wants it for that price but i'm the "stupid bitch" because he can't read.

2. A place that is packed at 2 AM because prices are low and everyone loves to shop there but these same people love to complain how they are driving small business out. Prices may be low but no one is holding a gun to your head. support your local businesses...shop there, not walmart and shut the fuck up!

PLEASE PEOPLE BE KIND TO YOU WALMART EMPLOYEES...WE ARE PEOPLE TOO.JUST WITH 10% OFF AND STOCK OPTIONS.

What do you mean this comforter is $79.95!! The shelf said it was only $2.49.It was right there next to the coffe mugs."STUPID WAL-MART BITCH"

"Oh Bob,isn't it ashame that little pet store down the stree went out of business. We haven't been there in years. It's wal-mart's fault." "Speaking of which, I need to go there and pick up 20lbs of dog food for $8.oo"

by WALMART EMPLOYEE March 9, 2008