Mouser

A Mouser is a womans vagina or the hair above her vagina.

"Oi Mary, thats a nice Mouser you have"

by Glen from the fife November 27, 2009

mouser fwuffikin

Sexual act ; The Man (Mouser) allows another man to pull out his pubes wearing them as whiskers. He then sprawls on all fours and begins to deficate on the other man.

Me and Tom totally went Mouser Fwuffiking the other night.

by dmsgopise February 19, 2008

Moose Knuckle Racing

a group of mo mo cycle rider in kenosha,WI formaly known as the Kenosha Kickstand Krew or the KKK

sponsored my Motorider sales and service

the Moose Knuckle Racing team sits at Lou P's all night

by Hangman262 August 14, 2011

U BE LOOKING AT MARY MOUSER LOLOLOLOL

A person who looks at Mary Mouse name starts with an S and ends with an E and has A G in the middle

-U BE LOOKING AT MARY MOUSER LOLOLOLOL
-Nah you look at incredible stuff

by YAOI MAN February 8, 2022

Mouser

one who has relations with a person of the opposite sex, who is at least 6-12 inches shorter.

Casey became a mouser when she hooked up with Paul S the wrester.

by Paul S the wrestler December 29, 2004

mighty-mouser

someone who works REALLY hard and deserves a break because they deal with shit during the school year, as well as the summer, and even with everything that is going on, STILL manages 2 kick major ass in everything she does because she is just that FUCKING MARVELOUS! =)

a mighty-mouser is someone like jenny...who is the bestest weenie in the world!!!

by mighty-mouser September 1, 2006

Mouser

Mouser(n) or (adj): Any person who kisses ass persistently.

On Police Academy 1 & 2, The ranking officer that always hated Mahoney; his side-kick Proctor was always kissing this Lt. ass...constantly.

Guy #1: Damn dude, why you always gotta be a mouser when Chris come to the hood?
Guy #2: Get off that shit man, I ain't mousin' him...dude be drivin' some tight rides yo! He's the man!

by Harold Wright, Jr. a.k.a. Jey Wright (Poet) October 18, 2005