Motard

The consciousness of all Siamese Fighting Fish (Betas) be they alive or dead. Motard entered into the mind of the Sting Ray that killed Steve Irwin because Motard is angry with humans for keeping Motard in stupid little bowls.

"We are MOTARD! Fear us for we are fish."

by Servant of Motard November 8, 2008

Motard

Derived from and somewhat a contraction of mo from homo from homosexual AND tard from retard as in mentally retarded. Used derogatorily or perhaps in jest to refer to any person judged to be acting in a slow or stupid manner.

We talked to some motard who is "just the computer guy" and didn't seem to understand at all what we were talking about yet felt he was able to man the front desk of the office.

by flamedog February 9, 2004

motard

a person who does something moronic and retarded.

Screwing your bests friends sister in their house instead of yours and getting caught. You have to be a total motard to not see that coming.

by princess gillette May 24, 2010

motard

n. A homosexual who is mentally challenged.

"Lance is a nice guy, but he's a motard."

by The Master of Don Knotts November 17, 2009

Motard

A motivated retard

"Wow, your such a motard"

by rybn April 6, 2009

motarded

Someone in the military who is so gung-ho they are said to motivated to the point of mental retardation.

"Did you just see that guy run into Osama Bin Laden's cave and take out every terrorist in there? He's one brave, motarded, sunofabitch!"

by DJ Stevie Steve March 8, 2005

motard

some who can not live without being in the military

"Z" is such a motard he can justify anything

by no-lifer May 26, 2008