mossy toes

a nickname for the name "massimo"

ayo what the mossy toes doin?

by the goofy ahh goober December 7, 2022

Messy Mossy

(v.)

To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.

(n.)

The act of a messy mossy.

Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.

Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.

Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.

Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!

Tom is a messy mosser.

by EH & HC October 22, 2008

Mossy Jaw

Mossy jaw is a woman's vagina.(Southern slang)

I'm gonna get me some "Mossy Jaw" tonight!

by Burdur December 31, 2019

Mossy blanket

When you masturbate and cum in your happy trail

Mossy blanket

by Bean juice August 12, 2017

Mossy Boulders

One’s hairy nuts that are in desperate need of a lineup.

1.Damn bro… I got myself some Mossy Boulders
2. OMG… Did you hear Jake has some Mossy Boulders?!?

by TSM_NuttSacc September 19, 2021

Mossy Pond

While f**king a girl, while you are about to blow your man juices, you pull out and cum on her pubes and matte them down, creating a pond like effect

I totally mossy pond your mother last night.

by mossypondtaper May 26, 2012

Mossy pancakes

A vagina so nasty and ugly you puke at the sight of it

That girl so fugly she has to have mossy pancakes

by $$$Cash-ching$$$ October 12, 2016