Messy Mossy

(v.)

To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.

(n.)

The act of a messy mossy.

Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.

Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.

Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.

Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!

Tom is a messy mosser.

by EH & HC December 9, 2008

Mossy

Old, decrepit, outdated, or unused. It's as if it's been sitting neglected somewhere, gathering moss.

"I was going through my closet and found this mossy old wig."

"This mossy app needs to be updated."

"The mossiest regulations made by the mossiest people."

by dealt a ruin September 7, 2025

Mossy

When you just have a lot on your mind and it gets fuzzy or when your faded from drugs or booze

I’m feeling mossy right now.

My minds all mossy from smoking.

by LalalalLlama April 24, 2025

Mossy Gang

An online nation influenced by arab culture, it consists of great figures, It has been founded and leaded by Mossy I and his companions. Figures like Saud I. and Kon I. have helped the Mossy Gang Thrive. It is a great nation that will live for long. Ta7ya MG!

Ta7ya Mossy Gang

by Mossy Gang Patriot July 4, 2025

Mossy Pond

While f**king a girl, while you are about to blow your man juices, you pull out and cum on her pubes and matte them down, creating a pond like effect

I totally mossy pond your mother last night.

by mossypondtaper November 5, 2012

Mossy Log

A joint sprayed with terpenes and dipped in kief.

Connor: Just rolled a fat mossy log
Ricky: Damn let’s go smoke it

by Sherbanged December 2, 2023

Mossy dew drop

A guy with facial hair is having morning sex with his woman and she has an 80's bush, after he finishes he then goes down on her until his face and her bush glistens with both his and her juices.

My beard is so soft today, must have been that mossy dew drop. But boy is has some stank.

by 911Mongo June 7, 2019