moosemas

Only the best holiday in the world, made in celebration of the all-holy Freddus Mooseus.

Moosemas day is January 12th!

by The Muffin Mans Wife January 5, 2005

Mossed

Football slang for being fucking someone in the ass.

Guy 1: Wow you see that guy Mossed that pussy!
Guy 2: Yeah what a bitch.

by McMoss18 September 25, 2010

Mossed

To be beat badly at an event. Derived from the all-pro nfl star Randy Moss and his historic 2007 campaign. Normally used to say that you destroyed someone else in a competition. Kind of like saying pwned.

Commentator: And the final score is, Redskins, 37, Cowboys, 10.
Redskins fan: HAHA! MOSSED! SUCK IT BITCH!
Cowboys fan: Sigh....

by Midgetyman567 December 18, 2008

mossed

To get high, as in smoke marijuana. Also getting mossed.

Me and Randy are gonna go get mossed after the game.

by Jon-E September 21, 2005

mossed

a hilarious video that you tell everyone else to read, but only the filmakers get the moral. chocolate pancakes

Wow, that movie is nearly as good as mossed!

by parkinsonschocolate December 27, 2009

mossed

To get owned or pwned in a matter so good that chuck norris would be proud.

I totally mossed him when I assassinated his ass.

by Bobbby Bob November 7, 2007

mosser

shit nasty scat babe that likes it hard n' dirty. shes one sick fuck up!

www.veronicamosser.com

by ???????????? September 12, 2003