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Mortar

I shot a mortar yesterday
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Gay Mortar Shells

Gay jokes, memes, and/or gifs that are dropped like bombs in group chat.
Dude it looks like the moon in the group chat from all the gay mortar shells
by LLJFondle February 11, 2019
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mortar strike

dude i just shot a mortar strike into your toilet
by myguymclovin December 17, 2018
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mortar hot

damn look at the mortar hot girl. you need to call 911.
by chico78225 January 15, 2011
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mortar brain

A lack of brain cells; a type of disease that causes extreme unintelligence
Gee, Matthew sure has a bad case of mortar brain. I heard he got a D on the math text.
by Jmuss729472 November 7, 2017
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Mortars

Anything is a dildo if your brave enough
by Joe Seff February 27, 2025
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Mix my mortar

When two people of willing spirit engage in a coupling of anus and penetrating item use a moment of passion to gyrate their hips in alternating directions.
by Poopdiddle February 3, 2019
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