monte carlo

A mobile billboard proclaiming "White trash on board!" Oddly, all Monte Carlo owners are unable to decipher this message, and instead beleive that is says "Really nice car." Yeah.

That old broad there is Sinndee. She's got leathery skin, reeks of bud light, listens to Whitesnake, and wears tapered leg stonewashed jeans. Cripes, she even drives a Monte Carlo too!

by Eazy989 June 11, 2006

Monte Cristo

A Monte Cristo is a slang term for having sex during a lunch break. Used interchangeably with nooner. Its usefullness comes from the fact that a Monte Cristo is also a popular sandwich, so a the term can be used to disguise one's actions around unknowing co-workers.

'How was your Monte Cristo, Nigel?'

by Austin in Brooklyn August 31, 2006

Monte Cristo

When one jerks off, cums in to the air, then proceedso to catch it in there mouth. Much like one would do with a m&m.

Me: I'm hungry dude.
friend: just have a Monte Cristo bro.

by Mastodon April 9, 2015

monte carlo

1) A nice place where the aristocracy of Europe bring thier nice cars.


2) A car that is not nice. Just another slow american crap mobile that can't turn worth shit.

A merkin brought a monte carlo to monte carlo and got beat by a 1960's mini cooper.

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

Monte Kano

Gets easily frustraded and inpatient.
Really cool and hawt!
Gets VERY annoyed with smart asses and doesn't like assholes.

<%Monte_Kano> ...
* %Monte_Kano feels like jumping off a cliff
* @Numerical saves Monte_Kano
<%Monte_Kano> ok

by Monte_Kano September 11, 2004

Monte Lickey

Monte Lickey is usually the redneck/hillbilly way of saying Malt Liqour. Such as a 40oz.

Ey, bubba, you wanna get me some monte lickey?

by Bakerboy282004 August 22, 2011

Monte Carlo

(Noun) a shitty car whose owner is equally as shitty. Usually he will smell of rancid feet or of used dildos. (Verb)To drive play halo at a below average level (Adj) Shitty.

(Noun) God, Andrew's monte carlo isn't worth fixing up. More like Monte car-no." said Jeff, who owns a lesbian car. (Verb) Andrew Monte Carlos so the teams are never fair. (Adj) Andrew, take your smelly, cock biting, monte carlo ass out of here.

by Superflylemonaid June 11, 2006