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Mong

Someone who acts like an idiot. Can also be used like "retard" to describe a disabled person, or as a racist term for Asians and Mongolians.
Joseph Maatouk is such a mong!
Mong is the most disgusting thing I've heard in a long time.
by MONGFORD January 4, 2016
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Mong

You absolute mong
by Thick twat March 1, 2020
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Mong

Bad slur Emma says a lot
by Emmasaysbadslurs February 4, 2022
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Monging

To reach a state of boredom beyond belief whereby any attempt to entertain yourself usually ends up in depression/ a further state of monged.

There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae.

Stages of monged.
1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same
2: first night in alone on youtube
3: chronic addiction to social networking sites

4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing
5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering
6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six
Person 1: Man i havent done ANYTHING in the past 2 months

Person 2: What have you been upto?

Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!
by uber monger November 17, 2009
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Mong

To relax, chill out, 'veg' out, do nothing of importance or use but purely to rest body & mind.
I'm absoloutely exhausted so I wont come out tonight, I'll just stay in & mong.
by anodenzyme August 19, 2006
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monging

(verb) the act of hanging out in a group at someone's house and taking large quantities of MDMA.
dude... you guys were monging on my lounge last night.
by superm0nkey May 20, 2007
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Mong

Short for mongrel. A term usually used to describe someone who goes off with your ex boyfriend the minute you split up. At the same time she is also a 0 rating on the stunning scale and can often look like a ugly dog or horse. The mong also tends to buzz off presents you bought the ex, unknown to her.
How did you break up?
Oh he went off with a mong.
A Mong?
Yes, apparently a dog was let loose out of the kennels.
by scoopdapoop June 19, 2011
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