A condition one gets when they are so desperate for a boyfriend or girlfriend, that they are beyond merely "thirsty." Their mouth is figuratively as dry as the Mojave Desert.
Bro #1 "Man, that chick is thirsty! That's a turnoff bro!"
Bro#2 "Tell me about it, that chick has straight up Mojave Mouth! I thought I saw a tumble weed fall out!"
Bro#2 "Tell me about it, that chick has straight up Mojave Mouth! I thought I saw a tumble weed fall out!"
by Dutch McFly August 31, 2013
Get the Mojave Mouth mug.A way to emphasize the extra salty nature of your friends. A term to describe friends that are acting in a salty manner. They are not supporting the fun of the group, bringing a damper to the overall mood.
Dude you are being really salty, salty mojalty.
Dude thats salty, salty mojalty.
Salt dude salt..all over the place..you are being salty mojalty.
Dude thats salty, salty mojalty.
Salt dude salt..all over the place..you are being salty mojalty.
by Rich Bomgardner February 4, 2007
Get the Salty Mojalty mug.in direct translation, "the wet ones"
used to describe hispanic people who have crossed the border illegally through the river, thus being wet. not used often anymore
used to describe hispanic people who have crossed the border illegally through the river, thus being wet. not used often anymore
by mexakid October 30, 2007
Get the los mojados mug.1. Means "wet" in Spanish.
2. An illegal Mexican immigrant who crossed the US/Mexican border by swimming across the Rio Grande.
3. Spanish slang term for getting drunk by drinking alot of mojito cocktails.
2. An illegal Mexican immigrant who crossed the US/Mexican border by swimming across the Rio Grande.
3. Spanish slang term for getting drunk by drinking alot of mojito cocktails.
Inside a restroom at a gas station...
Pablo: (mopping the floor) Oye Pablo que pasa? Wassup ese?
Jorge: (trying to unclog a toilet) Yo Pablo, man this work is fucking pissing me off, homes. Someone must have been constipated as fuck here.
Pablo: Yeah man this is bullshit and I'm boring my ass off here. Say wanna come with me to Roberto's Cantina with me? I hear they make awesome cocktails and we're gonna get mojado over there. Plus loads of fine-ass mamacitas too. Paradise homes! Pair-a-dice!
Jorge: Sorry ese, but we can't. We're both mojados remember? We need IDs to get in there and I dont want no one getting la migra on our asses. Besides it's fucking raining cats and dogs out there and I dont want to get all mojado and ruin my clothes.
Pablo: Um... well, I brought some porn mags with me.
Jorge: (finishing unclogging the toilet) Orale wey! Let me have that copy of Tig Ol' Bitties so I can amuse myself in here for a little while.
Pablo: (mopping the floor) Oye Pablo que pasa? Wassup ese?
Jorge: (trying to unclog a toilet) Yo Pablo, man this work is fucking pissing me off, homes. Someone must have been constipated as fuck here.
Pablo: Yeah man this is bullshit and I'm boring my ass off here. Say wanna come with me to Roberto's Cantina with me? I hear they make awesome cocktails and we're gonna get mojado over there. Plus loads of fine-ass mamacitas too. Paradise homes! Pair-a-dice!
Jorge: Sorry ese, but we can't. We're both mojados remember? We need IDs to get in there and I dont want no one getting la migra on our asses. Besides it's fucking raining cats and dogs out there and I dont want to get all mojado and ruin my clothes.
Pablo: Um... well, I brought some porn mags with me.
Jorge: (finishing unclogging the toilet) Orale wey! Let me have that copy of Tig Ol' Bitties so I can amuse myself in here for a little while.
by Terminus_Est June 8, 2011
Get the mojado mug.Its a combination of using the words "Mojado" and "Wetback" a term for an illegal mexican immigrant to the United States.
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