IPLT Mircea Eliade

Also known as Penintenciarul din centru. A place for depression and wrecked souls that you heard was great but it's actually a fucking shithole.

"Hey which school are you in?"
"IPLT Mircea Eliade, I love being fucked in the ass."

by calic March 30, 2022

Mircosoft

Mircosoft = plug-n-pray click-n-crash ( waste my time )

Mircosoft burns time.. Time is money. Time is life. You only have x amount of time or money!!!

let's say 20 million users spend 1/2 hour a day booting or pounding the keyboard NIH
10 million hours X 200 days or 2 billion man hours per year X 10 years = 20 billion hrs.

Bill is a bad boy

by itichie_nocanpo October 18, 2006

Mircea

someone who is very likely to either date a close relative or someone eho resembles him.
A narcissist who could never love anyone that doesn’t resemble him,most likely in love with his reflection.

Person A:Hey did u see Jake’s gf?
Person B:yeah,he’s such a Mircea.

by Johnsspaghett December 22, 2019

Mircpressed

Mircpressed: Depression caused by an over exposure to mIRC(Microsoft INternet Relay Chat) and or any version of IRC(Internet Relay Chat) where the user becomes strangely distanced from the use of said system and can no longer even force themselves to log in, despite wishing to interacte with other participants.

Often effects long time users of said program, and results in them stopping its use despite actually enjoying and making frequent use of said program. They are no longer as excited or interested in using in, even though they once enjoyed the interaction it allowed.

While in IRC chat, you the user, is hit with a sudden urge to leave the chat, and possibly not return. Not caused by any angry remark or insult from anyone or any dislike for the conversation, simply a sudden feeling of dislike for being in the program.

by Hutula[S-C] September 25, 2004

mircast

Some kid with shit for brains and thinks they are God's gift. Usually English, always a complete failure and is a skid mark on modern day society. If a black kid is murdered by guncrime, it is Mircasts' fault. The Mircast kid should do us all a favour and hang himself. Often seen in their natural habitat of Hair By Fairy, exceeding his recommended hairspray use, or walking around the shithole known as London

Guy 1: Whoah that guy is such a Mircast!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I feel sorry for the poor kid
Girl 1: I wouldn't go near that with a fuckin 20ft pole tbh.

by moneymane January 1, 2010

MIRCage

The act of talking for long periods of time on MIRC. Also reference to conversations had over MIRC.

He blew up my chat with all his MIRCage.

by ghost_rider_22 July 18, 2010

mircosofting

Microsofting: Verb

infinitiv microsoft

presens microsofting

preteritum microsofted

defintion: When a company builds up a good reputaion with quality products, then goes to screw its costumer over with faulty merchandise. Knowing loyal consumers will buy their product in good faith, only to die inside when it invitably shows itself to be a unfinished or terrible product.

1. Microsoft really microsofted us with Windows 8.

2. Why is Sony microsofting us on the Playstation 4?

3. Activision clearly wanted to microsoft Call of duty: ghosts.

4. Stephen Spielberg and George Lucas enjoy mircosofting the Star Wars and Indiana Jones franchises.

by MrGaranti January 22, 2014