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Minimum sexual age

3
Hi wanna bang? Sure, but are you over minimum sexual age? yes, i just turned 3.
by Minimum sexual age February 26, 2020
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minimum slave

Someone who works for minimum wage in a country where minimum wage is not enough to live on without extra state support or benefits.
Since the postindustrial decline in the rust belt the service industry has been built by the tool of minimum slaves.
by Ellis disease May 16, 2020
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Minimum dating age

Learned this from game theory lol.
It's half your age + 7
Which is 14 for me
I assume the maximum is double - 7
Which makes mine 21

Chart:
7: 7 to 10 and a half
8: 9 to 11
9: 11 to 11 and a half
10: 12 to 13
11: 12 and a half to 15
12: 13 to 17
13: 13 and a half to 19
14: you know from above
15: 14 and a half to 23
16: 15 to 25
17: 15 and a half to 27
18: 16 to 29
19: 16 and a half to 31
20: 17 to 33
21: 17 and a half to 35
22: 18 to 37
23: 18 and a half to 39
24: 19 to 41
25: 19 and a half to 43
26: 20 to 45
27: 20 and a half to 47
28: 21 to 49
29: 21 and a half to 51
30: 22 to 53
31: 22 and a half to 55
32: 23 to 57
33: 23 and a half to 59
34: 24 to 61
35: 24 and a half to 63
36: 25 to 65
37: 25 and a half to 67
38: 26 to 69
39: 26 and a half to 71
40: 27 to 73
41: 27 and a half to 75
42: 28 to 77
43: 28 and a half to 79
44: 29 to 81
45: 29 and a half to 83
46: 30 to 85
47: 30 and a half to 87
48: 31 to 89
49: 31 and a half to 91
50: 32 to 93
51: 32 and a half to 95
52: 33 to 97
53: 33 and a half to 99
54: 34 to dead (I consider 100 max age, so if ur max dating age surpasses this, u r officially old)
55: 34 and a half to dead
56: 35 to dead
57: 35 and a half to dead
58: 36 to dead
59: 36 and a half to dead
60: 37 to dead
61: 37 and a half to dead
62: 38 to dead
63: 38 and a half to dead
64: 39 to dead
65: 39 and a half to dead
66: 40 to dead
67: 40 and a half to dead
68: 41 to dead
69: 41 and a half to dead
Bro I'm 24, what's my minimum dating age?
19, brutha
by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021
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Minimum Wageitis

The lost of will to work for terrible undeserving pay knowing a job with better pay awaits.
I can't wait to start my new job as I now have minimum wageitis with my current job.
by IXI J CoRe IXI December 18, 2012
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Blair Minimum

Is the act of getting snotty with co workers when they refuse to do your job so you can stand around and talk about conspiracy theories
Hey man have a good shift. We should catch up over a beer later.
For sure! I’m just gonna do the Blair minimum tonight
by JohnnyKo August 17, 2023
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Blair minimum

The act of trying to get coworkers to do all your tasks while you stand around and talk conspiracies
Hey man have a good shift.
Thanks, I’m just gonna do the Blair minimum again
by JohnnyKo August 17, 2023
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beer minimum

*A term coined by Abhijna Baddi.

Used to describe the lowest quality beer you can stomach.
"I can't do Bud Light, but I will have a Stella. That's my 'beer minimum'."
by Lil Baddi July 16, 2022
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