The lowest hourly rate most people would accept to make the job worth their time. It is higher than the government's minimum wage, which is always too low to afford basic needs.
Company: "We offer a competitive rate above minimum wage! $27/hr"
Candidate: "meh, barely the de facto minimum wage in Sydney. I get more on welfare doing nothing"
Company: "Why does noone want to work for us???"
Candidate: "meh, barely the de facto minimum wage in Sydney. I get more on welfare doing nothing"
Company: "Why does noone want to work for us???"
by wagie2023 August 12, 2023
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I feel sorry for her. She’s a BMB (Bare Minimum Bitch). Her man man knows she doesn’t have a car or a house. He makes lots of money and only bought her a bike. Wow!
by Sherëmy July 28, 2022
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Guy: These people who work at my local Mcdonald's are out here protesting for 15$ minimum wage, no wonder they ended up here.
by Kopias May 28, 2018
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Get the Bare minimum mug.Sandra: Did you hear John cut his own toes off last week whilst mowing the lawn with no shoes on? Only a few days before that he told me that he cooks his food directly on the hob with no saucepan to save washing up. He's such a fool.
Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)
Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.
Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)
Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.
by Compersious June 25, 2019
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'I feel stressed by work and it ain't even the weekend yet!'
'Remember, its Wednesday, this is the clubder minimum!'
'Remember, its Wednesday, this is the clubder minimum!'
by mids99 August 15, 2009
Get the clubder minimum mug.I started by cleaning up the clutter. Then, I cleaned out and unclogged the sink. Next, I bleached the kitchen and clean the stove. I replaced my dinky plastic bookshelf with the real wooden bookshelf I got a while ago. I swept the carpet (because it was took late to vacuum). Organized my random shit I had laying around (cords, cologne, etc.). Then I cleaned the bathroom. If I didn’t have to sleep to go work 2 jobs I would have bleached the walls and vents. What’s the cripple doing? Being waited on, hand and foot, and having women brought to him to suck his dick?
Hym “Because the bare minimum I can manage is the maximum amount that is possible in a given amount of time. Now what happens? Does the retard’s impaled corpse appear outside my window when I wake up? No? Does someone explain to me how Dr. Bus is quoting the things I said to a guy the day after I say them? No? Are all of my problems external and not a reflection of my inability or behavior? Yes. And now I’m allowed to criticize you all.”
by Hym Iam October 18, 2022
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